[Rytwyng]

Truly, truly, it is a religion of peas. They can't allow cucumbers -- they are too afraid of cuckumboldry.

[jdsteel]

(Cue the music) I’m...too sexy for my cuke...too sexy for my cuke, so sexy you’ll puke.

OK, it’s a lot funnier if there’s music....

[60Gunner]

More proof that Islam is a gathering of men who are nothing more than f*cking perverts.

[Allegra]

What a bunch of weirdo pervs.

Cucumbers are a big part of Arabic cuisine.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

This is the worse case of ***** envy I have ever heard of.

[Rytwyng]

ping

[Carthego delenda est]

My wife insinuated that the left over neck arched up of a hanging de-cappetated turkey resembled, well, something or another.

[RingerSIX]

Mohammad’s sister drove a pickle wagon.

[TigersEye]

Muslim men are obviously not up for the competition.

[Titan Magroyne]

FTA: An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

I was going to accuse the ‘Slami males of flattering themselves with the comparison, but indeed this must be the result of fears of coming up *cough* ...short.

[TigersEye]

Yo, Fatima. Once you go schnitzel you'll forget Achmed's twizzle!

[ApplegateRanch]

Cukes, bananas, or other produce...may cause sexually thoughts in women?

This, coming from alleged men who get off “thighing” infants & toddlers; shagging sheep & goats...then in some cases must ‘marry’ them; who become uncontrollably aroused at the sight of an unbagged female, is truly laughable.

I believe it is called “projection”.

...said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party — preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband — should cut the items into small pieces before serving...

Ritual genital mutilation of a rival!

[DeFault User]

Yo, you a cukehold, Hussein!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

In Islamia, “first they came for the cucumber.” Then they came for the .....”

[count-your-change]

The Muslim women responded that having their husbands cut up the cucumbers would be fine as the husbands never, ever caused their wives to have sexy thoughts..

[Bratch]

[muir_redwoods]

Maybe gherkins are closer to what they can expect

[aces]

The cleric should not walk outside, if he see’s a hole in a tree...OMG...tempted by all holes..quick plug all holes everywhere..wouldn’t want to destroy the earth to avoid temptation..Maybe should keep camel close to relieve anxiety.

Islam is for weak minded sinners who want to tell themselves they are good in their perversions..it’s everyone elses fault..

[TheOldLady]

"...cut the items into small pieces before serving..."

Islam: the religion of pieces

They're always cutting people and things into pieces.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

[Liberty Valance]

You're doin' it wrong.