[Titan Magroyne]

FTA: An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

I was going to accuse the ‘Slami males of flattering themselves with the comparison, but indeed this must be the result of fears of coming up *cough* ...short.

[Slings and Arrows]

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I have sex on the brain.

No,really,I do!