Simple application solution,
Posted on 11/27/2011 10:14:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
A Long Island man was stunned to find out that his 4-year-old twins weren’t an accidental pregnancy at all — his desperate girlfriend secretly stashed away his sperm and used it for an in-vitro procedure, he charges in a lawsuit.
Elmont resident Joseph Pressil, 36, wasn’t planning on having children with Anetria Burnett, with whom he was in a relationship for six months in 2007, he said.
So she took matters into her own hands, he told The Post, in order to remain in his Texas house and make a legal bid for half of his possessions.
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The real bombshell dropped last February, when Pressil got a strange receipt in the mail for sperm cryopreservation.
Confused, he called the company that had sent him the paperwork, which referred him to the Advanced Fertility Center of Texas, where a manager asked him to sign a release form.
That’s when he said he uncovered the bizarre plot.
“She was taking [the semen in condoms] after the fact and running down to the clinic with it,” said Jason Gibson, who is representing Pressil in his suit. He now has joint custody.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
“we need a male contraceptive implant.”
Couple of tight rubber bands? 8^)
Exotic dancer, that’s a nice stable personality.
Perfect for saddles, bits, and a rein.
Wrong stable?
Every exotic dancer I’ve had the displeasure of being accosted by has been exceedingly fake in their outward demeanor, they are usually expert manipulators.
You want MORALIZING, wait till little jeremiah finds this thread. I’m just saying what the Creator likes and doesn’t like, according to what humanity has been told... human life really does not make full sense until it’s put into perspective with its Creator (and now also Savior). God was not being some goofball when he made humans separate from the beasts. It’s what C. S. Lewis called “the intolerable compliment” paid by God. People (and I am included) are not comfortable with this amount of love from God, and in their current state are disposed to want less, not more.
The crony clinic is the criminal-enabler.
Can you imagine a ‘medical’ center accepting blood donations in plastic bags from ‘walk-in’ donors?
Another example of IVF insanity.
He played stupid games, won stupid prizes.
Leftists talk about using condoms as being responsible.
Conservatives talk about diseases promiscuity can spread many of which are not preventable by using a prophylactic. Chlamydia is one of those and it often leaves women infertile for the rest of their lives.
In addition, condoms have a ten percent failure rate at best, greater than that if the couple are young jackhammers with legs.
So back to your question about how could the guy have prevented this?
I believe the word is “chastity.”
Once upon a time, when personal responsibility had value that was practiced.
The man isn't a victim here. If there is a victim, its the two kids.
Simple application solution,
Kids happen...
Society still does allow marriages that young but it requires consent of both the underage person’s guardians and a presiding judge. Look at age of consent laws and read the whole statutes.
As an earlier poster pointed out it is much harder to be established in employment at that age, although it is not impossible I guess especially if one of the pair is old enough to drive.
This wasn’t two kids though, and whineyboy was 32 going on 15 when this happened.
Most conservatives do not know that the same Supreme Court, in the same term, that decided Roe v. Wade decided the equally revolutionary Gomez v. Perez (409 U.S. 535), which nullified the bastardy statutes of all 50 states and altered the common law of millennia regarding a man's obligations to his children.
Just as 38 years of unrestricted abortion has changed our nation, so has the revolutionary idea that the solemn obligations of a married man to his wife and his children can be contracted with a slut in the bathroom of a bar in a moment of foolishness.
A man undertakes the MORAL obligation to support the children of his wife's body when he marries her before witnesses and God, as a reciprocal to her obligation to bear only his children.
When pumping and dumping a slut, no such obligation has EVER existed, not in the entire history of the human race, until the Roe court announced this OTHER revolution in 1973.
Conservatives should be as outraged about this as they are about the Roe decision.
“I will never forget it, ya know ... One day I walked into our television room and there I found my boyfriend Ernie amusing... I mean abusing himself with his private parts. I said to him, ‘Ernie, stop that right now! Save it for when we’re married!’ Well the next week I walked into that very same television room and there was the very same Ernie amu...abusing himself with his private parts! I said, ‘Ernie! Didn’t I tell you to cut it out and save it for when we’re married?’ He said to me, ‘Soph, I am! So far I’ve got a pint and a half!’”
—Bette Midler, channeling Sophie Tucker
The guy didn’t deserve it? The guy left himself open for it. He was using her. He admits he never planned to have children with her.
You reap what you sow.
Hm?....Men who love the Lord, respect and love their future wife, and consider marriage a sacrament?
She actually went to the sperm bank with a used condom? Wow... that is serious intent to get pregnant. I guess she never heard the old “puncture little holes in the condom with a needle” trick. (before anyone jumps on me... no, it wasn’t me but I have heard of this trick before)
My mind’s ear can already hear Tammy Wynette’s voice:
“Sperm by Your Man...”
So he put a bit of cayenne pepper into the used condom before leaving it in the bathroom wastebasket.
When the screaming started, he put on his clothes quickly and left.
Old bit of guy advice: "Never trust a dancer". If they had their heads on well enough for another line of work, they wouldn't be dancers.
So, the Court awards her joint custody of the children?
To quote Charles Dickens....."The Law is an Ass".
Leni
You mean Two sluts in a bathroom, right?
You babbled on for several paragraphs as if the man in such a situation were in any way better than the women he was involved with.
Larry Flint runs the place you normally post at one may safely assume.
Two thumbs up for your reply. Let the “Word” twister have it.
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