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Man Steals Sandwich, Uses Stolen Forklift As Getaway
CBS Pittsburgh ^
| 10/27/11
| CBS Pittsburgh
Posted on 10/28/2011 10:40:44 PM PDT by Lmo56
ROSS TOWNSHIP (KDKA) — A man is accused of stealing a takeout sandwich and using a stolen forklift as his getaway vehicle.
This happened in Ross Township. The suspect is 38-year-old Sean Faulkner of Bloomfield.
Police say he stole the forklift from a construction site on Babcock Road near McKnight.
Why did he steal it? He wasn’t just tired lugging a case of beer – he was hungry too.
(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburgh.cbslocal.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: forklift; napl; sandwich
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posted on
10/28/2011 10:40:45 PM PDT
by
Lmo56
To: glock rocks
‘Scuse me for a moment please.
Someone you know???
;)
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posted on
10/28/2011 10:50:17 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(What color nail polish should I use for my German Shepherd?)
To: Lmo56
Big sandwich and heavy beer? Well of course you need a fork and a lift.
Be sure to tip the waiter.
To: cableguymn
“Be sure to tip the waiter.”
Why not? You got a fork lift. How big could he be?
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posted on
10/28/2011 11:17:39 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
("They say the world has become too complex for simple answers... they are wrong." - RR)
To: jessduntno
maybe he lived in a high rise.
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posted on
10/28/2011 11:28:02 PM PDT
by
willyd
(your credibility deficit is screwing up my bs meter...)
To: Lmo56
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posted on
10/28/2011 11:29:31 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
To: Lmo56; Slings and Arrows
Ping! Ya want in on this one, Slings ............................. FRegards
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posted on
10/29/2011 12:05:23 AM PDT
by
gonzo
( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
To: Daffynition
Looie the Looter eats kittens! Say it ain’t so!
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posted on
10/29/2011 2:44:51 AM PDT
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles.)
To: Lmo56
Uhhhhh.....HeY Butthead,Im gonna go get a samwich......OK Bevis you can take my ride.
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posted on
10/29/2011 3:28:08 AM PDT
by
rodguy911
(FreeRepublic:Land of the Free because of the Brave--Sarah Palin 2012)
To: GladesGuru
Sea kitteh sammie...replaces tuna. :)
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posted on
10/29/2011 4:44:48 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
To: Lmo56
Well, it’s better than stealing a fork lift and trying to get away on a sandwich. Those Quiznos sandwiches can be pretty hot.
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posted on
10/29/2011 7:27:41 AM PDT
by
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posted on
10/29/2011 7:27:51 AM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
To: DJ MacWoW
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posted on
10/29/2011 8:09:19 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
How much are you asking? It appears to have....
potential!!
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posted on
10/29/2011 11:24:18 AM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(What color nail polish should I use for my German Shepherd?)
To: gonzo; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Just another day in Pittsburgh.
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posted on
10/29/2011 2:40:22 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
10/29/2011 2:49:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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