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Moose gets drunk on apples, gets stuck in tree
http://www.metro.co.uk ^ | 09-07-2011 | Staff

Posted on 09/07/2011 11:10:24 AM PDT by Red Badger

A drunk Swedish moose had to be cut free from an apple tree after an intoxicating evening foraging for fruit.

The silly moose suffered the fate of many an intoxicated human after a night of heavy drinking - and found himself in a very embarrassing predicament.

Police believe the inebriated elk got into a state after eating fermented apples, and got stuck while trying to reach fruit higher up the tree.

The binge-drinking beast somehow managed to wedge itself into the branches of the tree with all four legs off the ground.

Fire crews had to chop down the tree to help free the animal from the branches.

Once free, the drunken deer staggered off into nearby woods, presumabl to sleep off the effects of his big night out.

The moose was left physically unharmed by the incident but will probably have a cracking hangover to nurse, along with the embarrassing memory.

His friends'll have a field day over this one - 'remember the time Marvin got stuck in the tree? What an idiot.'

'Yeah, ok guys, whatever. That was ages ago, can you stop going on about it please?'

Maybe he won't be alone in his suffering though - drunken moose are said to be fairly common in Sweden, where they often eat fallen fruit that has fermented.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: moose; napl; sweden
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Sticky situation: After too much fermented fruit this moose had to be freed from a tree by the Swedish fire service. (Picture: Press Association)

Crashed out: The animal had to have a long lie down

1 posted on 09/07/2011 11:10:28 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger; Slings and Arrows

Can his sister be far behind, bearing cheese???


2 posted on 09/07/2011 11:13:29 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Red Badger

...wow


3 posted on 09/07/2011 11:15:44 AM PDT by americanophile ("this absurd theology of an immoral Bedouin, is a rotting corpse which poisons our lives" - Ataturk)
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To: Red Badger

The article referred to the animal variously as a “moose”, “elk”, and “deer”. WTF???


4 posted on 09/07/2011 11:16:10 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

City Slickers.......

They don’t know a goat from a sheep, either.


5 posted on 09/07/2011 11:17:22 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Red Badger

Mynd you, drunk møøse Kan be pretty nasti...


6 posted on 09/07/2011 11:18:20 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Red Badger

At least he did not bite someone’s sister! That would have been series!


7 posted on 09/07/2011 11:19:43 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Red Badger

But really, haven’t we all been there at one time or another?


8 posted on 09/07/2011 11:20:22 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson)
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To: Red Badger
Antlers in the Tree by Who Goosed the Moose.
9 posted on 09/07/2011 11:20:53 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: aruanan

Though I see now that it appears to be a drunk chick moose.


10 posted on 09/07/2011 11:21:46 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Red Badger
Interesting.

I was hiking in the mountains and I saw a Cougar sleeping in a tree.

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11 posted on 09/07/2011 11:22:50 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Red Badger

By the color of it, it appears to be a chocolate mousse.


12 posted on 09/07/2011 11:24:18 AM PDT by choirboy
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To: FatherofFive

I’m off to...pet the kitty.


13 posted on 09/07/2011 11:24:22 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: dayglored
The article referred to the animal variously as a “moose”, “elk”, and “deer”. WTF???

The moose (North America) or Eurasian elk (Europe) (Alces alces) is the largest extant species in the deer family.

I hope this helps.

14 posted on 09/07/2011 11:25:18 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: americanophile; abigail2; lily; rebuildus

I think he needs FAA, Fermented Apples Anonymous...


15 posted on 09/07/2011 11:25:18 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: Red Badger

Our old norweigan elkhound would have loved this.


16 posted on 09/07/2011 11:27:38 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.)
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To: Red Badger

Bum wine claims another victim.

17 posted on 09/07/2011 11:28:17 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor

This sounds like a job for Chief Moose.


18 posted on 09/07/2011 11:28:57 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Red Badger



"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life,son."
19 posted on 09/07/2011 11:33:59 AM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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To: Red Badger

Bump for later exploitation....


20 posted on 09/07/2011 11:34:42 AM PDT by G Larry (I dream of a day when a man is judged by the content of his character)
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