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Moose gets drunk on apples, gets stuck in tree
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| 09-07-2011
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Posted on 09/07/2011 11:10:24 AM PDT by Red Badger
A drunk Swedish moose had to be cut free from an apple tree after an intoxicating evening foraging for fruit.
The silly moose suffered the fate of many an intoxicated human after a night of heavy drinking - and found himself in a very embarrassing predicament.
Police believe the inebriated elk got into a state after eating fermented apples, and got stuck while trying to reach fruit higher up the tree.
The binge-drinking beast somehow managed to wedge itself into the branches of the tree with all four legs off the ground.
Fire crews had to chop down the tree to help free the animal from the branches.
Once free, the drunken deer staggered off into nearby woods, presumabl to sleep off the effects of his big night out.
The moose was left physically unharmed by the incident but will probably have a cracking hangover to nurse, along with the embarrassing memory.
His friends'll have a field day over this one - 'remember the time Marvin got stuck in the tree? What an idiot.'
'Yeah, ok guys, whatever. That was ages ago, can you stop going on about it please?'
Maybe he won't be alone in his suffering though - drunken moose are said to be fairly common in Sweden, where they often eat fallen fruit that has fermented.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: moose; napl; sweden
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Sticky situation: After too much fermented fruit this moose had to be freed from a tree by the Swedish fire service. (Picture: Press Association)
Crashed out: The animal had to have a long lie down
To: Red Badger; Slings and Arrows
Can his sister be far behind, bearing cheese???
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:13:29 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:15:44 AM PDT
by
americanophile
("this absurd theology of an immoral Bedouin, is a rotting corpse which poisons our lives" - Ataturk)
To: Red Badger
The article referred to the animal variously as a “moose”, “elk”, and “deer”. WTF???
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:16:10 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: dayglored
City Slickers.......
They don’t know a goat from a sheep, either.
To: Red Badger
Mynd you, drunk møøse Kan be pretty nasti...
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:18:20 AM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Red Badger
At least he did not bite someone’s sister! That would have been series!
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:19:43 AM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: Red Badger
But really, haven’t we all been there at one time or another?
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:20:22 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson)
To: Red Badger
Antlers in the Tree by Who Goosed the Moose.
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:20:53 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: aruanan
Though I see now that it appears to be a drunk chick moose.
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:21:46 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: Red Badger
Interesting.
I was hiking in the mountains and I saw a Cougar sleeping in a tree.
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:22:50 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: Red Badger
By the color of it, it appears to be a chocolate mousse.
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:24:18 AM PDT
by
choirboy
To: FatherofFive
I’m off to...pet the kitty.
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:24:22 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: dayglored
The article referred to the animal variously as a moose, elk, and deer. WTF???The moose (North America) or Eurasian elk (Europe) (Alces alces) is the largest extant species in the deer family.
I hope this helps.
To: americanophile; abigail2; lily; rebuildus
I think he needs FAA, Fermented Apples Anonymous...
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:25:18 AM PDT
by
fabian
(" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
To: Red Badger
Our old norweigan elkhound would have loved this.
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:27:38 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.)
To: Red Badger
Bum wine claims another victim.
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:28:17 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
This sounds like a job for Chief Moose.
To: Red Badger
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life,son."
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:33:59 AM PDT
by
GQuagmire
('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
To: Red Badger
Bump for later exploitation....
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:34:42 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(I dream of a day when a man is judged by the content of his character)
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