Muslim suicide bombers (vanity humor alert)

31 Aug 2011

[KeyLargo]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas - No television -No nude women - No football - No pork chops - No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower - More than one wife More than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkey - You wipe your ass with your hand - You cook over burning camel dung - Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wives smell worse than your donkey Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? Well no sh_t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.

[KeyLargo]

[JoeProBono]

[Salamander]

Disturbingly Cthulu-esque image ping.

[KeyLargo]

Achmed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZ6-6RbSEg

[rawcatslyentist]

It's not suicide.

It's MOHAMICIDE!!!

[oyez]

Muslim suicide bombers have killed more Muslims than any body else. It stands to reason who they really want to eliminate.

[Vehmgericht]

You neglected to cover their restrictions on BBQ. According to Ayatollah Khomeini’s “Blue Book: “A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat. He would commit sin.”

[isthisnickcool]

Other than the guys on the first row they have to be pissed that they have to bend over and smell man ass while they pray out to space in the mosque...

[Colorado Cowgirl]

“A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat.” No, but he can sell this poor abused sheep to another village and everthing is OK! And all is forgiven? This is way pass, who made the potato salad? So Achemed where did the lamb chops come from??

[Two Kids' Dad]

Your home is a friggin’ cave on a hillside with no amenities.

Everyone’s name is Mohammad, so you get confused whenever someone calls your name... or your neighbor’s name... or your boss’s name... or your cousin’s name... or...

[Vigilanteman]

Your country is floating on oil and awash in petro dollars. But when disaster strikes, you must depend on the infidel to rescue you.

You can't make anything more technologically advanced than a nice carpet. But somehow, you are still the chosen people.

In your part of the world, about 99% of the Nobel prizes and new inventions are awarded to Jews, even though they make up around 1% of the population.

[KeyLargo]

BREAKING NEWS FROM LIBYA نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوا چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و یره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رف سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پی نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.