You neglected to cover their restrictions on BBQ. According to Ayatollah Khomeini’s “Blue Book: “A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat. He would commit sin.”
“A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat.” No, but he can sell this poor abused sheep to another village and everthing is OK! And all is forgiven? This is way pass, who made the potato salad? So Achemed where did the lamb chops come from??