Skip to comments.
Muslim suicide bombers (vanity humor alert)
31 Aug 2011
Posted on 08/31/2011 6:54:00 PM PDT by KeyLargo
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas - No television -No nude women - No football - No pork chops - No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower - More than one wife More than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkey - You wipe your ass with your hand - You cook over burning camel dung - Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wives smell worse than your donkey Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? Well no sh_t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: blowup; muslim; suicidebombers; terrorist; vanity
1
posted on
08/31/2011 6:54:05 PM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: KeyLargo
2
posted on
08/31/2011 6:57:18 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: shibumi
Disturbingly Cthulu-esque image ping.
3
posted on
08/31/2011 6:59:44 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Can't sleep...clowns will eat me.)
To: JoeProBono
4
posted on
08/31/2011 7:02:20 PM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: KeyLargo
It's not suicide.
It's MOHAMICIDE!!!
5
posted on
08/31/2011 7:09:32 PM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(It is necessary that a person be born of a father who is a citizen; ~Vattel's Law of Nations)
To: KeyLargo
Muslim suicide bombers have killed more Muslims than any body else. It stands to reason who they really want to eliminate.
6
posted on
08/31/2011 7:12:41 PM PDT
by
oyez
( America is being pimped.)
To: KeyLargo
You neglected to cover their restrictions on BBQ. According to Ayatollah Khomeini’s “Blue Book: “A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat. He would commit sin.”
To: KeyLargo
Other than the guys on the first row they have to be pissed that they have to bend over and smell man ass while they pray out to space in the mosque...
8
posted on
08/31/2011 7:58:06 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Sharia? No thanks.)
To: Vehmgericht
“A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat.” No, but he can sell this poor abused sheep to another village and everthing is OK! And all is forgiven? This is way pass, who made the potato salad? So Achemed where did the lamb chops come from??
To: KeyLargo
Your home is a friggin’ cave on a hillside with no amenities.
Everyone’s name is Mohammad, so you get confused whenever someone calls your name... or your neighbor’s name... or your boss’s name... or your cousin’s name... or...
To: KeyLargo
Your country is floating on oil and awash in petro dollars. But when disaster strikes, you must depend on the infidel to rescue you.
You can't make anything more technologically advanced than a nice carpet. But somehow, you are still the chosen people.
In your part of the world, about 99% of the Nobel prizes and new inventions are awarded to Jews, even though they make up around 1% of the population.
11
posted on
08/31/2011 9:40:12 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: oyez
BREAKING NEWS FROM LIBYA نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوا چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و یره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رف سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پی نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.
12
posted on
09/01/2011 8:25:30 AM PDT
by
KeyLargo
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson