[KeyLargo]

[JoeProBono]

[rawcatslyentist]

It's not suicide.

It's MOHAMICIDE!!!

[oyez]

Muslim suicide bombers have killed more Muslims than any body else. It stands to reason who they really want to eliminate.

[Vehmgericht]

You neglected to cover their restrictions on BBQ. According to Ayatollah Khomeini’s “Blue Book: “A man who has had sexual relations with an animal, such as a sheep, may not eat its meat. He would commit sin.”

[isthisnickcool]

Other than the guys on the first row they have to be pissed that they have to bend over and smell man ass while they pray out to space in the mosque...

[Two Kids' Dad]

Your home is a friggin’ cave on a hillside with no amenities.

Everyone’s name is Mohammad, so you get confused whenever someone calls your name... or your neighbor’s name... or your boss’s name... or your cousin’s name... or...

[Vigilanteman]

Your country is floating on oil and awash in petro dollars. But when disaster strikes, you must depend on the infidel to rescue you.

You can't make anything more technologically advanced than a nice carpet. But somehow, you are still the chosen people.

In your part of the world, about 99% of the Nobel prizes and new inventions are awarded to Jews, even though they make up around 1% of the population.