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10 Bizarrely inappropriate children's products that somehow hit the shelves
Business Pundit ^ | 07/27/11 | Julian

Posted on 07/28/2011 7:28:21 PM PDT by Winstons Julia

Despite the fact that most parents put an awful lot of time and effort into selecting only the most suitable and age-appropriate toys for their children, companies seem hell-bent on putting out products whose inappropriateness beggars belief. Of course, this almost always leads to a backlash from concerned consumers, leaving the company with egg on its face and an awful lot of products to recall. Let’s look at some of the most inappropriate children’s products ever.


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KEYWORDS: betterthanbaditsgood; bigitsheavyitswood; blammo; log; renandstimpy
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To: KarlInOhio

The nimbus broomstick is scary LoL


21 posted on 07/28/2011 7:57:59 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: Winstons Julia

Comes with a sexy garter and fake money.

I am not kidding.

22 posted on 07/28/2011 8:03:47 PM PDT by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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To: Winstons Julia

I will step out on a limb here and guess this is what happens when you have things manufactured overseas. I bet the kids in Asian sweatshops cranking out these toys think our children must be vapid twits.


23 posted on 07/28/2011 8:04:58 PM PDT by volunbeer (Keep the dope, we'll make the change in 2012!)
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To: Winstons Julia

http://www.businesspundit.com/10-bizarrely-inappropriate-childrens-products-that-somehow-hit-the-shelves/


24 posted on 07/28/2011 8:05:08 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (I AM ISRAEL)
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To: Winstons Julia

http://www.businesspundit.com/10-bizarrely-inappropriate-childrens-products-that-somehow-hit-the-shelves/


25 posted on 07/28/2011 8:05:28 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (I AM ISRAEL)
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To: Winstons Julia

Oreo Barbie aint down wit da struggle!


26 posted on 07/28/2011 8:08:44 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: Venturer

As a child, I would disappear at dawn and return at dusk. At least most of the times.

My friends and I would play war, cowboys and indians, or play sports. Halfball, football, tag, and hide and seek. There was NO imagination about it, we just did it. My best friend and I went to our school and got mats so we could wrestle like our heroes, Bruno Samartino, Gorilla Monsoon, and George “The Animal” Steel. (You go, you see! For those that remember.)

Our children NEED to be disconnected. They need to be pulled away from the modern conveniences. They need to spend some time in the dark, only illuminated by a campfire.

Darn! My buddies and I used to hunt racoons with a garbarge can! We need to see that again in our children.


27 posted on 07/28/2011 8:13:44 PM PDT by Sparky21555
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To: mylife

She must be an Alan West staffer.


28 posted on 07/28/2011 8:14:13 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Winstons Julia
Oh here is an odd one that I found while trying to find an example of toy company's foisting black culture on suburban yoots.


29 posted on 07/28/2011 8:18:40 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: Sparky21555

We had hare gums our dads helped us make, a small box’ with a stick that triggered the door, baited them with a onion.

I got my first hatchet at about ten , my first shotgun at 12.


30 posted on 07/28/2011 8:20:58 PM PDT by Venturer
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I have to admit my mouth fell open at ‘Oreo Barbie.’ What were people thinking?

Love the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick, though. : )


31 posted on 07/28/2011 8:23:09 PM PDT by radiohead (Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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To: Winstons Julia

I’m still a little perplexed why my “Ginzu For Toddlers 3 to 5” was met with such scorn when I gave it as a gift.


32 posted on 07/28/2011 8:23:37 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown (HARRY: Money Mob & Influence (See my Expose on Reid on amazon.com written by me!))
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To: Bean Counter

Sams has em..... The call them elderly aids. Install em next to a bed or recliner so the older folks can hang on to help em stand up.

Glitter is optional....


33 posted on 07/28/2011 8:25:31 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Venturer
When I was about 10 I would go in the woods find a good green stick ,get a piece of string and make a bow. Arrows were the straightest stick I could find.

I think Homeland Security calls it a weapon of mass destruction these days.

34 posted on 07/28/2011 8:27:09 PM PDT by He Rides A White Horse ((((unite))))
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To: mylife

I WANT THAT!


35 posted on 07/28/2011 8:29:01 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Venturer

Hatchets were cool because you could throw them like a tommyhawk.


36 posted on 07/28/2011 8:29:19 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: Winstons Julia

back before life wimped out on us

37 posted on 07/28/2011 8:31:32 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (Aqualung is a fine Jethro Tull album. I also like Thick As A Brick.)
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To: Semper911

OMG!


38 posted on 07/28/2011 8:33:41 PM PDT by The Mayor ("If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat" — Ronald Reagan)
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To: Venturer

Hatchets were cool because you could throw them like a tommyhawk.

If you had Log for a target and a tomahawk.... fun would ensue.

One of the bestest things I ever had when I was a kid was compartmented boxes full of fishing lure parts, hooks, spinners, beads, feathers, leaders...

I could spent forever making lures and testing them out.
Maybe it sounds stupid, but it was educational, useful and fun.


39 posted on 07/28/2011 8:35:31 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Jarts were lethal (but fun!). My grandpa’s BBQ grill had a hole in it made by one of those projectiles.


40 posted on 07/28/2011 8:38:19 PM PDT by boop ("Let's just say they'll be satisfied with LESS"... Ming the Merciless)
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