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10 Bizarrely inappropriate children's products that somehow hit the shelves
Business Pundit ^ | 07/27/11 | Julian

Posted on 07/28/2011 7:28:21 PM PDT by Winstons Julia

Despite the fact that most parents put an awful lot of time and effort into selecting only the most suitable and age-appropriate toys for their children, companies seem hell-bent on putting out products whose inappropriateness beggars belief. Of course, this almost always leads to a backlash from concerned consumers, leaving the company with egg on its face and an awful lot of products to recall. Let’s look at some of the most inappropriate children’s products ever.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: betterthanbaditsgood; bigitsheavyitswood; blammo; log; renandstimpy
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1 posted on 07/28/2011 7:28:22 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
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2 posted on 07/28/2011 7:35:06 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: Winstons Julia

When I was about 10 I would go in the woods find a good gree stick ,get a piece of string and make a bow. Arrows were the straightest stick I could find. My horse was a stick with another string I ran with it between my legs.

My first race car was a crate I attached a steering wheel to,it never moved but it was fast./ We built cabins in the woods and dug foxholes in a sawdust pile.We went out in the morning and came back at noon for lunch.

Kids today need to use their imaginations and build their own toys.


3 posted on 07/28/2011 7:36:16 PM PDT by Venturer
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Some of those were amazing.


4 posted on 07/28/2011 7:37:41 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Bristol Palin's book "Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far" became a New York Times, best seller.)
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Can you get the stripper pole at Costco as well....??


5 posted on 07/28/2011 7:38:15 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Knowledge is pitiless.)
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Twin Towers Attack Toys

My Pat used to build terrorist attack scenes with Lego, after Anoreth read him the complete works of P.J. O'Rourke. It confused normal people.

6 posted on 07/28/2011 7:38:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Winstons Julia

okaaaay... let’s.

Let’s start with an example?


7 posted on 07/28/2011 7:38:47 PM PDT by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: Winstons Julia; humblegunner

Sorry. I don’t follow strange women to dubious locations anymore. At least not very often.

You didn’t even offer me candy.


8 posted on 07/28/2011 7:41:15 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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Bag-o-Glass. You know, for the kids.


9 posted on 07/28/2011 7:42:49 PM PDT by Hugin ("A man'll usually tell you his bad intentions if you listen and let yourself hear it"--- Open Range)
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What's up with all these shiny toys? What the heck was wrong with Log!?


10 posted on 07/28/2011 7:43:08 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: Grizzled Bear; humblegunner

wassamatter? You upset at me or something?

Is humblegunner even on this thread? Thank goodness you pinged him... he can deliver the grumpy!


11 posted on 07/28/2011 7:46:27 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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I saw this in english on my tv the other night.

It’s a game with a plastic dog and plastic dog poop.

http://youtu.be/tOOToz9qepw


12 posted on 07/28/2011 7:47:40 PM PDT by Hotmetal
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What about any Irwin Mainway product? I didn't see a single one on that list...
13 posted on 07/28/2011 7:48:15 PM PDT by FromTheSidelines ("everything that deceives, also enchants" - Plato)
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To: Winstons Julia; humblegunner

He’s a barrel of dysfunctional laughs and inappropriate humor. Why not list the products?


14 posted on 07/28/2011 7:48:29 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Redbob

I would have started, personally, with Oreo Barbie. That’s just hilarious.


15 posted on 07/28/2011 7:48:41 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

You can hit the link and see them. They are all on one page.


16 posted on 07/28/2011 7:49:36 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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I don’t do blogs.


17 posted on 07/28/2011 7:51:00 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: FromTheSidelines

Hilarious!


18 posted on 07/28/2011 7:51:55 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: Grizzled Bear

I’m sure blogs are breathing a sigh of relief.

Relax. It’s just a funny sub.


19 posted on 07/28/2011 7:53:06 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: mylife
It's log, log. It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, log. It's better than bad, it's good.

I think I pulled something laughing at the vibrating Nimbus flying broom from Harry Potter's movies. Who wouldn't know that was a bad idea?

20 posted on 07/28/2011 7:54:38 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Dems demanding shared sacrifice are like Aztec priests doing it while cutting out my heart.)
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