Posted on 07/24/2011 12:01:03 PM PDT by EveningStar
This guy goes to the doctor and says to him, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but every time I fart it sounds like the word 'Honda'."
"That's interesting. Never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.
The guy says, "Sure." He farts and sure enough the doctor hears, "Honda."
After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guy's farts say, "Honda." It is a completely out-of-this-world medical condition.
Finally, as a last resort the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist.
After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opens up the guy's mouth and examines it.
The dentist says "A-ha! I have solved the problem."
The patient says "What is it? What is it? Please tell me doc."
The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."
The guy says "Yeah. So what has that got to do with my farts?"
The dentist replies, "Can't you see? Abscess makes the fart go 'Honda'."
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I want my 20 seconds back.
What a tasteful and clever joke!
Thanks so very, very much for posting it.
No. really. Thank you.
Really.
Moi aussi!
ML/NJ
Seems Henry wasn’t feeling up to snuff once after a long days shoot, so the next morning went to see his doctor. They ran a bunch of tests, and called him to come back in some days later.
The doctor said “Henry, I’ve got some bad news. It seems your heart is shrinking, but don’t worry. We see this frequently in older men, and there is a treatment”.
“Which is?”
The doctor took out his pen and wrote a note on the back of a prescription slip, and handed it to him. “You don’t even need a prescription. Just stop at a liquor store on the way home, and pick up a large bottle of Absinthe. I want you to drink 1 shot twice a day - and let me see you back here in two weeks.”
“Well, okay Doc,” Henry said. “But I don’t understand how that’s going to help!”
And the doctor said, “Surely you’ve heard, Absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda!”
Did anyone even get this “joke”?
You're welcome. :)
“I’m sorry kid, it’s just not good enough for The Best of the National Lampoon.”
Jaye P Morgan should Gong you for that.
It was a joke? Seriesly?
I want my 5 minutes back.
I wish I never got hooked on phonics.
LOL!
One day, two hillbillies saw something that looked like Bigfoot. He was all hairy except he had a sharp horn on top of his head.
“What the hell is that thing”, the first hillbilly asked.
“I think it’s Bigfoot with something stuck in his haid”.
“Why don’t you just ask me”, the creature said.
Astonished, the hillbillies asked, “Do you speak the Kang’s Anglish?”
“Why yes, I do indeed.”
“Well, what the hell are you?”
“I’m a furry with a syringe on top.”
I sent 10 puns into a joke contest to see if I could win.
Alas, no pun in ten did.
LOL - Outstanding.
Reminds me of the joke about the Mann Act and sea gulls. Or the one about grass houses and thrones. Or the ... oh, never mind.
A Japanese immigrant goes in to see an eye doctor.
The doctors examines his eyes and declares “You have Cataracts!”
The patient responds “No doc, I drive a Rincon”.
Doctor says "You only have six months to live".
Guy says "I can't pay the bill."
Doctor gives him another six months!
(insert rimshot)
You beat me to the money line!!!!!
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