Seems Henry wasn’t feeling up to snuff once after a long days shoot, so the next morning went to see his doctor. They ran a bunch of tests, and called him to come back in some days later.
The doctor said “Henry, I’ve got some bad news. It seems your heart is shrinking, but don’t worry. We see this frequently in older men, and there is a treatment”.
“Which is?”
The doctor took out his pen and wrote a note on the back of a prescription slip, and handed it to him. “You don’t even need a prescription. Just stop at a liquor store on the way home, and pick up a large bottle of Absinthe. I want you to drink 1 shot twice a day - and let me see you back here in two weeks.”
“Well, okay Doc,” Henry said. “But I don’t understand how that’s going to help!”
And the doctor said, “Surely you’ve heard, Absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda!”
Hey! What’s green and goes backward?