To: shibumi
One day, two hillbillies saw something that looked like Bigfoot. He was all hairy except he had a sharp horn on top of his head.
“What the hell is that thing”, the first hillbilly asked.
“I think it’s Bigfoot with something stuck in his haid”.
“Why don’t you just ask me”, the creature said.
Astonished, the hillbillies asked, “Do you speak the Kang’s Anglish?”
“Why yes, I do indeed.”
“Well, what the hell are you?”
“I’m a furry with a syringe on top.”
14 posted on
07/24/2011 12:18:47 PM PDT by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: Daffynition
Reminds me of the joke about the Mann Act and sea gulls. Or the one about grass houses and thrones. Or the ... oh, never mind.
17 posted on
07/24/2011 12:28:41 PM PDT by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Daffynition; EveningStar
A deer, a skunk, and a giraffe go into a cocktail bar. After they put down several drinks without paying for them, the bartender asks the three of them which one will be paying for all the cocktails.
"Don't look at me," says the deer. "I haven't a buck."
"And don't look at me," says the skunk. "I haven't a cent."
So the giraffe, seated between the two, puts his arms around them both and says:
"Don't worry, boys. The highballs are on me."
21 posted on
07/24/2011 12:40:00 PM PDT by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: Daffynition
“I’m a furry with a syringe on top.” LOL
26 posted on
07/24/2011 1:23:25 PM PDT by
GOPJ
(Honk if I'm paying for your car, your mortgage, and your big, fat Greek bailout - mewzilla)
To: Daffynition
34 posted on
07/24/2011 2:53:04 PM PDT by
Don W
(You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.)
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