[Flycatcher]

A deer, a skunk, and a giraffe go into a cocktail bar. After they put down several drinks without paying for them, the bartender asks the three of them which one will be paying for all the cocktails.

"Don't look at me," says the deer. "I haven't a buck."

"And don't look at me," says the skunk. "I haven't a cent."

So the giraffe, seated between the two, puts his arms around them both and says:

"Don't worry, boys. The highballs are on me."

[USMCPOP]

What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts? Beer Nuts are $1.29. Deer nuts are under a buck.

[Overwatcher]

One of my favorite jokes of all time! The way I tell it has the deer saying, “I had a buck recently and I’m expecting a little doe.”