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Compressed air turns NZ trucker into human balloon
Associated Press ^
| May 24, 2011
Posted on 05/24/2011 6:59:35 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.
Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humanballoon; itsjustsex; milliontooneshot; windbag
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To: Free ThinkerNY
First thing I thought of was the ending of the James Bond movie
Live and Let Die.
Cheers!
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:22:30 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Does this air hose make my ass look big?”
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:24:46 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:25:05 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 852 of our national holiday from reality. - OBL Dead? The TSA can go away!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Hmmm, ears prick up in SF for possibly a new kink.
To: reagan_fanatic
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:30:11 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 852 of our national holiday from reality. - OBL Dead? The TSA can go away!)
To: BwanaNdege
Barium? Yeah, that’s what’s gonna happen to him, I bet ...
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:31:12 PM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(If he has nothing to hide, why is he spending so much $$$ hiding it?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Can you imagine the relief farts.
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:32:51 PM PDT
by
Gumption
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:34:34 PM PDT
by
BreitbartSentMe
(ATLAS SHRUGGED was supposed to be a warning, NOT a newspaper.)
To: doorgunner69
Hmmm, ears prick up in SF for possibly a new kink.
Not in SF. Orifice too loose, thus no sealing.
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:46:54 PM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Your what hurts??)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:48:01 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(It)
To: Free ThinkerNY
It was a million to one shot doc.
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:50:15 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: a fool in paradise
Dang. Posted that same reference before I read the thread. Should do that.
Proctologists have the BEST stories.
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posted on
05/24/2011 7:52:09 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: Lmo56
Nine... It took nine posts for that line to show up.
FR is slowing down.
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posted on
05/24/2011 8:00:52 PM PDT
by
Ronin
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves" -- Bertrand de Jouve)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
05/24/2011 8:08:08 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Free ThinkerNY
“...workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve...”
I checked my medical records and I don’t have a “safety valve”.
Does that mean I can’t work there?
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posted on
05/24/2011 8:08:45 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(I dream of a day when a man is judged by the content of his character)
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
Up, up and awaaaaay
In my beautiful behind...
To: Free ThinkerNY
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