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Compressed air turns NZ trucker into human balloon
Associated Press ^ | May 24, 2011

Posted on 05/24/2011 6:59:35 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.

Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humanballoon; itsjustsex; milliontooneshot; windbag
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1 posted on 05/24/2011 6:59:37 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Must be a slow news day for the Anzacs.


2 posted on 05/24/2011 7:02:02 PM PDT by jmacusa (Two wrongs don't make a right. But they can make it interesting.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Well, now. This thread isn’t any good at all without pictures...


3 posted on 05/24/2011 7:02:29 PM PDT by Marie (Obama seems to think that Jerusalem has been the capital of Israel since Camp David, not King David)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

No pictures, please.


4 posted on 05/24/2011 7:02:33 PM PDT by Cicero
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To: Free ThinkerNY
pierced his buttock

This should get good in just a few seconds.

5 posted on 05/24/2011 7:02:46 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I read a safety brief about a worker “goosing” his co-worker with an air hose.

It ruptured his intestines.

If you’ve ever had a bad case of “gas” or a barium enema, you can imagine the horrible pain before he died.


6 posted on 05/24/2011 7:03:18 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less." M Rosen)
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To: Delta 21

No, wait....that didnt turn out right at all.


7 posted on 05/24/2011 7:03:56 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I’m thinking Frank Costanza...

“Million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one.”


8 posted on 05/24/2011 7:04:21 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Jeez ... I HATE when that happens !!!

9 posted on 05/24/2011 7:04:31 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: Big Giant Head

Weird Ping. :)


10 posted on 05/24/2011 7:05:26 PM PDT by Marie Antoinette (Proud Clinton-hater since 1998.)
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To: BwanaNdege

Having Chron’s Disease all my life, I’ll vouch for the Barium/pain thing.

Could easily replace waterboarding.


11 posted on 05/24/2011 7:06:18 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Free ThinkerNY
It could have been worse...

Did he go see the Ass Man?

12 posted on 05/24/2011 7:06:22 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He is lucky it didn’t kill him.


13 posted on 05/24/2011 7:07:55 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“fell on it”....riiiight...


14 posted on 05/24/2011 7:12:44 PM PDT by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

15 posted on 05/24/2011 7:13:05 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Couldn’t take the pressure.


16 posted on 05/24/2011 7:13:28 PM PDT by MV=PY
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!
A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.

"It was a million to one shot doc!" < /seinfeld >

17 posted on 05/24/2011 7:14:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise ("If Eric Holder had his way, O-B-L would still be alive today." Thank you President Bush for Gitmo.)
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18 posted on 05/24/2011 7:17:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise ("If Eric Holder had his way, O-B-L would still be alive today." Thank you President Bush for Gitmo.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

ooh that blows don’t it? =0


19 posted on 05/24/2011 7:18:23 PM PDT by Redcitizen (In case of economic breakdown, make sure you have a case of Snickers candy bars.)
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To: BwanaNdege
I read a safety brief about a worker “goosing” his co-worker with an air hose. It ruptured his intestines. If you’ve ever had a bad case of “gas” or a barium enema, you can imagine the horrible pain before he died.

This happened to a kid in a shop class in a HS somewhere in the east when I was in HS(grad 1959). Our shop teacher used the info to hammer home a safety message to all the pranksters in our shop classes, some of whom liked to stick an air hose up your butt and squeeze the trigger. After that one accident no one in our school ever did it again, for one thing the goosee immediately turned and decked the guy with the air hose after that, stopped that crap in it's tracks!

20 posted on 05/24/2011 7:20:49 PM PDT by calex59
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