Posted on 05/21/2011 11:20:32 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C., 5/21/11) In a recent release, an anonymous source within the administration released the following statement in response to the announcement by Herman Cain that he's running for President:
"Running for President is far more difficult than running or operating a pizza outfit. Anyone can ask if they want more cheese on that. It takes guts, determination and a dedication to the job to run the United States. We find that giving jobs to a few people in a pizza chain is far, far different than providing jobs to millions who are currently out of work. Our President was brilliant and amazing with his stimulus which has created or saved 12m jobs at last count, and the number is going up every day. Mr. Cain, as the song says "Can't touch that"."
"Negotiating a peace agreement between bitter rivals of thousands of years, as our President did extremely well over the past few days is different than negotiating a disagreement between store manager and a part-time worker."
We anxiously await the ideas that will be put forth by this conservative right-wing character who will undergo a full vetting by the media and others, much like our current President."
"We hope Mr. Cain's entry into the race will not undo the vast improvement in race relations that's been experienced in the past 2 1/2 years. We must be cautious those relations aren't set back 100 years by this announcement."
Developing...
When it comes to this type of endeavor, LL should really defer to the experts, such as Ulsterman.
Ummmm, don’t look twice...teehee
Put “satire” in the head and I’m fine, as I wrote in my original post.
OK, satire.
Billy Ayers likely made that up when he wrote Barry Bassturds ‘autobiography’ for him.
Billy Ayers likely made that up when he wrote Barry Bassturd’s ‘autobiography’ for him.
Hell, they have to order their Pizza from Missouri, flown in on Airforce One! Cain could make his own damned Pizza!
So what? Any black Senator with a five seconds experience in office can get elected president if the media so desires.
I wouldn't know. I won't sully my eyeballs with a single page of Obama's books.
Why, you dog, you. LOL
Just to warn ya, I gotta go out and mow the lawn.
Then I’ll take a bath...
That warm tingle running down the lib’s legs is pee.
First I will say that I respect anyone who is successful in an honest business, but I would have to say Herman Cain is not the man to be President of the United States for me. He supported TARP before he was against it. He must think that Government is the solution and not the problem.
Government is the problem and anyone who thinks otherwise will not get my vote.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol45PnAIFRU
Therein lies the warped leftist mentality.
The scum in the Administration have the idea they, the Government, can create jobs. It worked real well in all the Communist countries (sarc).
They have no understanding the Government can kill jobs by implementing laws and rules that stop business in it's tracks but cannot actually create a single REAL job. Government jobs do not count because they only suck money from actual workers and thus drain the economy.
Cain, at least, has some successes under his belt. Barry, on the other hand, is the least experienced and least knowledgeable person in any meeting he chooses to attend. But man, his golf game must be getting pretty good.
That from a community organizer...LMAO!!!
Disagree. Steel sharpens steel.
People need to read and think. Satire is a great way to catch those who just read and react, rather than read, think and react.
If people would take a moment to think; do they think someone in the White House would really release a statement on May 20th about a single primary opponent of the other party?
Obama couldn’t run a self-serve ice cream stand.
exactly correct.
Funny thing how NOOOOO one in this administration has EVER had a real job or run a REAL business.
Lordy how have we allowed scum like this to lead us?
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