Posted on 05/21/2011 11:20:32 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C., 5/21/11) In a recent release, an anonymous source within the administration released the following statement in response to the announcement by Herman Cain that he's running for President:
"Running for President is far more difficult than running or operating a pizza outfit. Anyone can ask if they want more cheese on that. It takes guts, determination and a dedication to the job to run the United States. We find that giving jobs to a few people in a pizza chain is far, far different than providing jobs to millions who are currently out of work. Our President was brilliant and amazing with his stimulus which has created or saved 12m jobs at last count, and the number is going up every day. Mr. Cain, as the song says "Can't touch that"."
"Negotiating a peace agreement between bitter rivals of thousands of years, as our President did extremely well over the past few days is different than negotiating a disagreement between store manager and a part-time worker."
We anxiously await the ideas that will be put forth by this conservative right-wing character who will undergo a full vetting by the media and others, much like our current President."
"We hope Mr. Cain's entry into the race will not undo the vast improvement in race relations that's been experienced in the past 2 1/2 years. We must be cautious those relations aren't set back 100 years by this announcement."
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I highly resent time-wasting satire “pranks” like thi on FR. “Satire” should be in the headline, not one of the keywords.
That's a joke, right?
Anyone might be able to run a pizza joint but the Soetoro regime has proven that a community organizer and his pothead buddies cannot run a country.
I see it now: Michelle Obama bans pizza in the USA.
Isn’t that like telling the punchline of a joke first? Good satire is hard to tell from reality and makes people think. I appreciate it.
But it takes a lot more than voting “present” until you are president and then getting on the job training.
maybe I’ll post it in chat and not in news. Oh, wait, I did that. Maybe I should use keyword “satire”, oh wait, I did that.
I don’t think Obama could run a sewer outlet.
Givin’ it a try though, iddn’t he???
Are you kidding, you know the complexity in running a sewer outlet. Hell, I think flushing the toilet may be a bit much for Obama. He probably has someone to do that for him.
Race relations have been set back for years by Bozo & they have the guts to even mention it.
There is no doubt in my mind that Bozo has no clue about how to run anything & I'm positive he could not run a pizza chain - even on his best day. Everything he attempts to do turns into a pile of crap.
I love how they brag about Bozo's stimulus package & all the great jobs that were created.
In a debate, Cain will chew the community organizer up & spit him out!
So he ran a pizza franchise. What are the consequences of outsourcing a workforce overseas? How many positions can a restaurant business outsource ? Online ordering ? The call center ?
Mr Cain’s catch-all solution of a fair tax to stop the sending of jobs overseas demonstrates something less than a coherent grasp of the magnitude of the problem.
So says the community organizer. You stay classy Obama.
Guys, if it’s satire, you really should mark it as such.
Unbelievebly, there are always people who fall for it. I laugh when the libs do it, but when FR do it, I blush.
I guess you also love your email box crammed with “humor” when you are looking for news and information.
I don’t go to my email for news and information just like I don’t go to the chat category on FR for it.
RACISTS!
Oh this election is going to be fun, heh heh heh (evil laugh)......
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