THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS VARMINT!
Posted on 05/21/2011 11:20:32 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C., 5/21/11) In a recent release, an anonymous source within the administration released the following statement in response to the announcement by Herman Cain that he's running for President:
"Running for President is far more difficult than running or operating a pizza outfit. Anyone can ask if they want more cheese on that. It takes guts, determination and a dedication to the job to run the United States. We find that giving jobs to a few people in a pizza chain is far, far different than providing jobs to millions who are currently out of work. Our President was brilliant and amazing with his stimulus which has created or saved 12m jobs at last count, and the number is going up every day. Mr. Cain, as the song says "Can't touch that"."
"Negotiating a peace agreement between bitter rivals of thousands of years, as our President did extremely well over the past few days is different than negotiating a disagreement between store manager and a part-time worker."
We anxiously await the ideas that will be put forth by this conservative right-wing character who will undergo a full vetting by the media and others, much like our current President."
"We hope Mr. Cain's entry into the race will not undo the vast improvement in race relations that's been experienced in the past 2 1/2 years. We must be cautious those relations aren't set back 100 years by this announcement."
Developing...
Bump
“That’s GOT to be satire.”
It had better be. But goodness knows with the children in the WH.
THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS VARMINT!
Tell the truth. This is satire, right?
OMG! ROFLMAO!
Where did you score that great cartoon!
Yeah, but most of the pizza places in my area are running a profit and can balance their books.
The key may be in the KEYWORDS. Teehee
Obama can’t get himself out of bed in the morning without reading directions. Community organizer... gimme a break.
Almost got me....
Still funny.
So far, but mark my words, it’ll be mentioned by the MSM and will be front an center within a few weeks.
This, I’m afraid, will actually become news.
Wanna bet?
Ah....didn't even look, but I smelled a jokester.
You do know you are arguing with someone whose account has been banned...permanently?
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Exactly. Turning business after business into profitable enterprises isn't the least bit impressive, and takes little to no skill or intelligence. Just capitalist piggishness.
What takes real talent is community organizing. You know, getting as many people dependent on the government for their survival as possible. Real man's work.
What the hell did obummer ever run, except his mouth?
Oh, there's no doubt that the leftoid pundits will start callin Cain a "pizza store manager" or some such, if he continues to gain traction.
Remember that they called Sarah Palin "a former small town mayor", when she was running for VP.
It's what they do, except when it's a Democrat like Obama, who has NO experience in the private sector, besides working at Baskin-Robbins.
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