Administration response to Cain announcement: "So what, anyone can run a pizza outlet"

Liberal Lunacy ^ | 5/21/11 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

[GeorgiaDawg32]

(Washington, D.C., 5/21/11) In a recent release, an anonymous source within the administration released the following statement in response to the announcement by Herman Cain that he's running for President:

"Running for President is far more difficult than running or operating a pizza outfit. Anyone can ask if they want more cheese on that. It takes guts, determination and a dedication to the job to run the United States. We find that giving jobs to a few people in a pizza chain is far, far different than providing jobs to millions who are currently out of work. Our President was brilliant and amazing with his stimulus which has created or saved 12m jobs at last count, and the number is going up every day. Mr. Cain, as the song says "Can't touch that"."

"Negotiating a peace agreement between bitter rivals of thousands of years, as our President did extremely well over the past few days is different than negotiating a disagreement between store manager and a part-time worker."

We anxiously await the ideas that will be put forth by this conservative right-wing character who will undergo a full vetting by the media and others, much like our current President."

"We hope Mr. Cain's entry into the race will not undo the vast improvement in race relations that's been experienced in the past 2 1/2 years. We must be cautious those relations aren't set back 100 years by this announcement."

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[culpeper]

Their logic is that of a child.

[eak3]

If they are saying this about him already, the Admin must be scared to death of him. Seriously though what a bunch of arrogant Pri*ks these guys are!!!

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Mr. Cain! Lay off the president. Stop making him defend himself!

He's not able.

[OCCASparky]

That’s GOT to be satire.

[bcsco]

Yeah, I know this is cynical satire, but it may not be far off the mark...

[TheVitaminPress]

Haha, Obama couldn’t even succeed as a drug dealer. I say . . . Bring the pain Cain!

[Cringing Negativism Network]

(might be satire)

Gotta think though, there are some people worried at the DNC, about Cain.

[Carley]

Is this from the Onion?

[Paladin2]

"We hope Mr. Cain's entry into the race will not undo the vast improvement in race relations that's been experienced in the past 2 1/2 years"

Bunch of racist race baiters.

[ScottinSacto]

Too bad 400,000 people a week under Obama would love to have one of those “pizza jobs.” Just more demonstration of their ignorance and demeaning of the people that have actually done something. Obama would be a bit smarter if he had ever even been a pizza delivery driver.

[chiefqc]

The only thing that the mac daddy administration can run is the United States into the ground.

Mac, The Liar, Daddy - The Worst POTUS EVER.

[LibLieSlayer]

Coming from an ignorant, communist, fagot, kenyan, America hater who never held a job or even any reponsibility... a man that has been the worst documented failure of a president in our entire history... a drug addled, golf playing community agitator... this is laughable. FU obama... FUbo and that wh0re of a mother of yours... may she be judged for her part in the evil that she brought into this world.

LLS

[Farmer Dean]

Oh boy,where do I start?
So what,anyone can go to a gay bath house.
So what,I didn't listen during Wright's sermons.
The possibilities are endless.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Childish

Both in attitude and competence

[Josephat]

My first thought,too.

[Cheerio]

Barry Hussein Soetoro has no clue how to run a pizza joint, let along an entire country. America elected Obozo, so Cain ought to have a darn good chance. Let's see if it is all about black slave guilt or about LIBERALISM!!!! Bring it on.

[mnehring]

Let’s see. To run a successful business you have to be able to:

Create and read a balance sheet.
Make payroll.
Manage debts.
Show a return on investment.
Wade through miles of government regulation.
Listen to customer demands.
Create a product people want to buy.

Hmmm.. No Mr. President, no everyone can run a Pizza Chain- I doubt you could do one of those things.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

One question: How can a man who has never created a single job for another human being or met a payroll claim to be "providing jobs to millions who are currently out of work?"

Government doesn't create jobs. For every job the government "creates," it destroys three private-sector jobs.