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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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To: Lazamataz
You’ve got it all wrong man.
You’re suppose to demand that they cover themselves from head to toe in a black potatoe sack so you won’t be tempted to hit it.
Infidel.
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posted on
04/01/2011 11:08:01 AM PDT
by
EvasiveManuever
(Shakespeare got it wrong. Not the lawyers... journalists.)
To: Lazamataz
I suspect the real Laz is dead and you’re an impostor. It’s the only thing that makes any sense.
162
posted on
04/01/2011 11:58:56 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: Lees Swrd
You are One. Sick. Puppy.
163
posted on
04/01/2011 12:17:19 PM PDT
by
houeto
(Government derives its just powers from the consent of the governed.)
To: humblegunner; ShadowAce; HANG THE EXPENSE; brewcrew; Bikkuri; paws_and_whiskers; Brett66; ...
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!
Of course I'd hit it.
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posted on
04/01/2011 12:28:31 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
I don’t think anyone was holding their breath, waiting for you to start hanging out on the poetry threads.
165
posted on
04/01/2011 12:34:20 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Pan_Yan
I don’t think anyone was holding their breath, waiting for you to start hanging out on the poetry threads.Well, maybe I can.
What rhymes with 'Nantucket'?
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posted on
04/01/2011 12:35:30 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
*whew* For a while there I thought this was the beginning of the end and FR was doomed.
167
posted on
04/01/2011 12:36:29 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
To: Lazamataz
168
posted on
04/01/2011 12:39:13 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Lazamataz
OMGosh. This is all my fault, isn’t it, isn’t it! I was just kidding about robbing you out of the cradle! Gee whiz. Get over it.
To: Lazamataz
***What rhymes with 'Nantucket'?***
I KNOW, I KNOW (blush)
To: Lazamataz
I’ll bet the word “incorrigible” occurs many many times in your Permant Record!
171
posted on
04/01/2011 12:44:10 PM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
To: Lazamataz
BREAKING NEWS: Laz would hit it
In other news, water is wet
Film at 11
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posted on
04/01/2011 12:44:54 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Of course Laz would hit it!)
To: Lazamataz
That would be “Permanent Record”, of course.
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posted on
04/01/2011 12:46:10 PM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
To: Lazamataz
BWAHAHAAA!!!! - POST OF THE DAY!!
174
posted on
04/01/2011 12:48:03 PM PDT
by
Ladysmith
("There is no right that allows one person to place a burden on another." - Quinn)
To: Lazamataz
175
posted on
04/01/2011 12:48:28 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
To: Lazamataz
You should probably have the Mods take the ‘ow’ out of the middle of this thread’s title.
176
posted on
04/01/2011 12:49:08 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Pan_Yan
Lazamataz Vs. Celibacy.
I *LIKE* IT!
Winnnnaaaahhhh and stilll chammmmpppeeeeennnnnnnnn....... LOL
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posted on
04/01/2011 12:51:05 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
Maybe Lazamataz will get stuck in a Groundhog loop today. Everyday will be April the 1st.
178
posted on
04/01/2011 12:54:46 PM PDT
by
LowOiL
("Abomination" sure sounds like "ObamaNation" to me.)
To: Lazamataz
NO MORE FLIRTING?
(Quick, someone call The Enquirer, Laz’s body has been taken over by aliens!!)
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posted on
04/01/2011 12:55:46 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
To: Lazamataz; All; Everybody; nobody in particular; FReepers; FRiends
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