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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
2 posted on
03/31/2011 7:46:42 PM PDT by
truthkeeper
( Life is a pre-existing condition - Rush Limbaugh)
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Who on earth thinks these things up ?
Boggles the mind.
3 posted on
03/31/2011 7:46:48 PM PDT by
Mears
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Seriously, how would this even work? Wouldn't it essentially be the same as attempting to get drunk by sticking you hand in Vodka. I mean, those parts of your body aren't exactly designed to absorb nutrients or alcohol.
4 posted on
03/31/2011 7:46:57 PM PDT by
apillar
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Every generation seems to find some novel and stupid way to off themselves. I see it as a little chlorine in the shallow end of the gene pool.
As a single (celibate) guy, I'll keep my tampons in my trauma kit for gunshot wounds and emergency supply for younger lady friends.
Considering the age of some of my friends, I should lay in a supply of depends. Gotta love an article that makes you re-evaluate your GOOD bag.
/johnny
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I did a bit of research at Snopes, the Urban Legend website. This list the status of this as "undetermined". There have been rumors of and a few news stories, but they haven't been able to determine if they are valid.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp
6 posted on
03/31/2011 7:50:50 PM PDT by
apillar
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"Alcohol is no longer a stimulant" I know it's not the main crux of the article but it's bugging me enough to point out that alcohol is not a stimulant, it's a depressant.
9 posted on
03/31/2011 7:53:43 PM PDT by
Artemis Webb
(What, if not a bagel and coffee, confirms the existence of a just and loving God?)
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I will not ask how its done...
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Alcohol enemas are a really effective way to kill yourself with alcohol poisoning if you miscalculate the dose.
Or so I’m told.
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It couldn’t hold enough alcohol to intoxicate a rabbit.
15 posted on
03/31/2011 7:58:18 PM PDT by
zeebee
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I think I'll stick to drinking my Jack the old fashion way. After all who wants to be known as a....
...wait for it...
Jackass!!!
16 posted on
03/31/2011 7:58:36 PM PDT by
apillar
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which will be banned first? vodka or tampons?
Have these youths tried snorting vodka?
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Um…hide the smell of what?
23 posted on
03/31/2011 8:03:38 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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Nuke the publik skoolz
Teenagers are apparently MORONS
25 posted on
03/31/2011 8:14:04 PM PDT by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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They also warned girls that the alcohol could ... increase the risk of infection.Alcohol is an antiseptic.
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“Up yours” has taken on a hole new meaning!
28 posted on
03/31/2011 8:28:21 PM PDT by
B4Ranch
(Allowing Islam into America is akin to injecting yourself with AIDS to prove how tolerant you are .)
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Wet tampons don’t stuff in well...
30 posted on
03/31/2011 8:32:49 PM PDT by
TASMANIANRED
(We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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Hey... what ever you do... Don't ask your girlfriend for a volka bloody mary.... Shaken... not stirred ....Trust me on that....
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BtD (opening door): "Oh, hi, kids! Didn't mean to interrupt."
Kiddies: "Hi, Uncle Bill! We're having a party!"
BtD (edging out): "Well, great. Hey, gotta go..."
Suzy: "Oh, no, Uncle Bill! Come on in! What's that in the bag you got there?"
BtD: "Uh, it's a bottle of single-malt Scotch. Thought I'd settle in for a nice, quiet evening...you know, a little Mozart, a nice book..."
Suzy: "Oh, that's cool, Uncle Bill! Come on in and join us." Hands BtD an object wrapped in paper.
BtD: "Well, I dunno, maybe...uh...wazzat?"
Suzy: "It's a tampon, Uncle Bill!"
BtD: "Uh, yeah, I know, but whatinell..."
Suzy: "Here's a glass. It's for the Scotch!"
BtD: "Oh. OK, now we're talkin'..."
Suzy: "Now pour the Scotch into the glass, soak the tampon in it, and stick it up yer butt!"
BtD (long, awkward pause): "Uh, Suzy? I'm thinking there are some things your parents didn't tell you about drinking..."
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Wha...? Is that a thing? Sheeesh.
40 posted on
03/31/2011 10:28:59 PM PDT by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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