Designer douchebag
Well, boy promised to marry.
Are we to believe that Bill was Monica's "first man"????
She should have made designer cigar boxes.
She needs to have it out with Hillary once and for all!
How many men would want to marry a notorious presidential vacuum?
“Some are born to greatness,others have greatness thrust into them.”
*Bubba Squirt’s blast from the past (so to speak).
Please tell me this is a spoof.
On seeing what Bill is stuck with, I would encourage him to go to Monica. It’s his choice, Bitch or Witch. The bitch is younger and better looking and not evil like her opponent.On the other hand, I I were him, I go find that young beautiful Canadian politician he was with a couple of times. (don’t remember her name but do remember her looks)
Knowing what we now know about Bill Clinton, would any guy want to be next in line?
I may be a little harsh but really... what guy would want her? Okay, maybe for fifteen minutes at a time but marrying material? Would you want to bring her home to meet Mom? Imagine telling people that your lovely bride was Monica Lewinsky. The mother of your children? Just a thought.
I met the Slickster in the men’s room at STAPLES CENTER in LA.
No, it’s not what some of you might be thinking.
I was sitting in a stall and then he comes in and sits in the stall next to me.
Clinton comes out, I come out, we both start washing our hands and talking about the NBA. (This was at a LAKERS game.) “I gotta be kareful what I sey in here, ‘cause Hillary’s a Knicks fan.”
I’m the only person in the room (there were 3 other people + SS Agent) who doesn’t shake hands with him.
I walk out right behind Clinton and a mob of camera flashes go off. So I guess now whenever that picture gets shown, people always ask, “who’s that guy in the background??”
After a whirlwind romance, a young woman marries a Frenchman.
They are deliriously in love, and so the young wife is surprised, when, after a year or so of marriage, her husband approaches her one night in bed, and suggests he'd like to try something "a little different"...
The wife responds, "My mother *warned* me about you Frenchmen, I wondered how long it would be before you tried this. The answer is NO!"
The crestfallen husband stammers back, "But...but...I thought you wanted to have children?"
Cheers!
She was dickmatized!
Maybe she needs to hang out much more with men who like skanks.
On the other hand, I have to admit that some of you are dead on: who wants to be known as "Monica's husband?"
make her as happy as he did?
ROFL
which part did she like the most the sucking or the cigar insertion?
Maybe she hasn’t had kids because her love handles are her ears!
And Slick is still in love with himself!