After a whirlwind romance, a young woman marries a Frenchman.
They are deliriously in love, and so the young wife is surprised, when, after a year or so of marriage, her husband approaches her one night in bed, and suggests he'd like to try something "a little different"...
The wife responds, "My mother *warned* me about you Frenchmen, I wondered how long it would be before you tried this. The answer is NO!"
The crestfallen husband stammers back, "But...but...I thought you wanted to have children?"
Cheers!
Very funny! LOL!!