A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
1 posted on
03/08/2011 10:18:35 AM PST by
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To: Sopater
The important question is "who does she sue?"
2 posted on
03/08/2011 10:20:09 AM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
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3 posted on
03/08/2011 10:20:25 AM PST by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts!)
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Was she carrying cheese?
And did the moose then bite her sister?
5 posted on
03/08/2011 10:21:43 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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Police are on the lookout for this suspect.
6 posted on
03/08/2011 10:21:57 AM PST by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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..oh goody, a moose story
8 posted on
03/08/2011 10:23:38 AM PST by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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I knew it. “She was trying to pet it.”
9 posted on
03/08/2011 10:23:52 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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MY beber is totally stuned.
10 posted on
03/08/2011 10:25:10 AM PST by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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12 posted on
03/08/2011 10:26:53 AM PST by
txroadkill
(In God we trust, everyone else goes through NCIC)
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We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
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14 posted on
03/08/2011 10:27:45 AM PST by
Sopater
(...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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Moose are aggressive, vicious animals and should be given a wide berth.
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Didn't her mother tell her that you don't pet a Moose! It'll scare the poop outta it!
Of course Moose Turds make nice jewelry!
Ear Rings a ding!
19 posted on
03/08/2011 10:38:21 AM PST by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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Moose Curry 1ea. 4-5 pound moose roast
1/2 lb Bacon.
4 large onions
2 carrots.
1 can curry powder.
1 bottle of cheap red wine.
Cut the bacon into small pieces and fry in a large dutch oven, Cut the moose roast into bite sized chunks and brown in the bacon fat.
Add the sliced onions and carrots and cook until soft.
Pour in the red wine to just cover the meat and veggie mixture. Save whats left to top off the pot during cooking.
(Do not under any circumstances drink cheap wine!)
Add the curry powder till the stuff is the color of dirty boy scout shorts.
Cover the dutch oven and place it on the top of the wood stove for 4 - 5 hours. Top off when necessary.
Serve with rice.
24 posted on
03/08/2011 10:40:47 AM PST by
Species8472
( Politically motivated science is called propaganda)
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I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a moose with some pancakes on his head.
25 posted on
03/08/2011 10:41:26 AM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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Attaboy---he know like da phoney liberals either..
30 posted on
03/08/2011 10:55:04 AM PST by
tflabo
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Watch out for moose limbs.
To: Sopater
Reading the title of this thread, I wasn’t sure I wanted to know what a woman’s “City Park” was. I have my suspicions of course...
Glad to see they clarified in the article body.
According to Sarah: Real Women Hunt Moose. :-)
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37 posted on
03/08/2011 11:33:29 AM PST by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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Dingbat raised on Disney films no doubt.
43 posted on
03/08/2011 1:14:45 PM PST by
Wicket
(God bless and protect our troops and God bless America)
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