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WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY (Parasites says Article)
National Enquirer ^
Posted on 01/19/2011 11:29:28 AM PST by Scythian
The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.
The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.
"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source.
"There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them."
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To: Scythian
Curly: What'll ya have?
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curly: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
Read more: http://www.clown-ministry.com/index_1.php/articles/the_three_stooges_curly_classics/#ixzz1BWZ6VzVX
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posted on
01/19/2011 2:50:56 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: GourmetDan
Paging Larry Sinclair...pick up the courtesy phone.
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posted on
01/19/2011 3:05:59 PM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
To: 1000 silverlings
Measles make you bumpy
Mumps’ll make you lumpy
and chicken pox’ll make you jump and twitch
pot’ll give you munchies
you eat up lots o’ lunchies
but pot won’t make you SKINNY
life’s a bitch
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posted on
01/19/2011 3:25:45 PM PST
by
RipSawyer
(Trying to reason with a liberal is like teaching algebra to a tomcat.)
To: GourmetDan
That is my instinct, as well.
Parasites are not common among healthy people, and are not that difficult to oust, unless one’s immune system is compromised.
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posted on
01/19/2011 4:01:19 PM PST
by
happygrl
To: Scythian
He has them or he is one?
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posted on
01/19/2011 4:14:51 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Liberals are educated above their level of intelligence.. Thanks Sr. Angelica)
To: happygrl
To: Mayr Fortuna
Maybe Michelle keeps eating his food.
To: kbennkc
I believe that O let it slip out, probably to someone like Deadfish, in order to cover up an addiction, perhaps to blow, as he as already admitted to doing blow in his book, and blow users lie about everything, including weight loss. Also, blow users have other addictions for instance tobacco.
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posted on
01/19/2011 4:26:10 PM PST
by
timbo44
To: timbo44
Also, blow users have other addictions for instance tobacco. Right, and a narcissistic paranoia. Never trust someone who wears elevator shoes, cokehead or no.
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posted on
01/19/2011 4:49:53 PM PST
by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
To: mojitojoe
You've been talking about his weird weight loss LONG before the idjuts in the media picked up on this. Do you think he's lost even more weight in the last year or so?Drugs? Illness? Stress?
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posted on
01/19/2011 6:25:00 PM PST
by
444Flyer
("The contest for ages has been to rescue liberty from the grasp of executive power." -Daniel Webster)
To: Scythian
Yeah, everyone that goes to Hawaii comes back loaded with parasites.
Whereas everyone from Kenya is parasite-free.
Oh, and nobody near Mombasa has AIDS either.
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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
01/19/2011 6:48:38 PM PST
by
The Comedian
("Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice" - B. Goldwater)
To: 444Flyer; Las Vegas Ron; LucyT; Candor7
Drugs? Illness? Stress?
_________________
Maybe all of the above and also maybe too much middle of the night “exercise” with Reggie Love and Kalpen Suresh Modi(Kal Penn).
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posted on
01/19/2011 6:57:48 PM PST
by
mojitojoe
(In itÂ’s 1400 years of existence, Islam has 2 main accomplishments, psychotic violence and goat curr)
To: mojitojoe
Look at BO's neck in this pic. Looks freaky. Maybe the camera angle, don't know.
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posted on
01/19/2011 7:09:42 PM PST
by
444Flyer
("The contest for ages has been to rescue liberty from the grasp of executive power." -Daniel Webster)
To: 444Flyer
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posted on
01/19/2011 10:24:14 PM PST
by
mojitojoe
(In itÂ’s 1400 years of existence, Islam has 2 main accomplishments, psychotic violence and goat curr)
To: RipSawyer
To: 444Flyer
Diverticulitis? I lost 50 ponds before I was diagnosed. Change in diet and habits has helped me gain 30 pounds back.
To: Judith Anne
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posted on
01/20/2011 9:53:26 AM PST
by
RinaseaofDs
(Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
To: RinaseaofDs
I don’t think so, jaundice shows first in the eyes, that would be picked up right away.
Must be something else.
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posted on
01/20/2011 9:58:38 AM PST
by
Judith Anne
(Holy Mary, Mother of God, please pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death.)
To: RipSawyer
Heh! Not “Poison Ivy,” either...lol
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posted on
01/20/2011 9:59:32 AM PST
by
Judith Anne
(Holy Mary, Mother of God, please pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death.)
To: Judith Anne
So, not liver related.
Endocrine? Pancreas problems. Pancreatic cancer? He’s looking like Jobs did. No way he’d be playing basketball if he had pancreatic cancer though.
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posted on
01/20/2011 11:28:15 AM PST
by
RinaseaofDs
(Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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