WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY (Parasites says Article)

National Enquirer ^

[Scythian]

The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.

The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.

"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source.

"There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them."

[Dr. Sivana]

Curly: What'll ya have?

Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.

Curly: Why do you want that?

Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.



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[Ouderkirk]

Paging Larry Sinclair...pick up the courtesy phone.

[RipSawyer]

Measles make you bumpy
Mumps’ll make you lumpy
and chicken pox’ll make you jump and twitch
pot’ll give you munchies
you eat up lots o’ lunchies
but pot won’t make you SKINNY
life’s a bitch

[happygrl]

That is my instinct, as well.

Parasites are not common among healthy people, and are not that difficult to oust, unless one’s immune system is compromised.

[TASMANIANRED]

He has them or he is one?

[RummyChick]

Hillbuzz has an interesting take

http://hillbuzz.org/2011/01/19/stomach-parasites-or-parkinsons/

Supposedly a lot of reading material in Obama’s house on Parkinsons.

[LibsRJerks]

Maybe Michelle keeps eating his food.

[timbo44]

I believe that O let it slip out, probably to someone like Deadfish, in order to cover up an addiction, perhaps to blow, as he as already admitted to doing blow in his book, and blow users lie about everything, including weight loss. Also, blow users have other addictions for instance tobacco.

[kbennkc]

Also, blow users have other addictions for instance tobacco.

Right, and a narcissistic paranoia. Never trust someone who wears elevator shoes, cokehead or no.

[444Flyer]

You've been talking about his weird weight loss LONG before the idjuts in the media picked up on this. Do you think he's lost even more weight in the last year or so?Drugs? Illness? Stress?

[The Comedian]

Yeah, everyone that goes to Hawaii comes back loaded with parasites.

Whereas everyone from Kenya is parasite-free.

Oh, and nobody near Mombasa has AIDS either.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[mojitojoe]

Drugs? Illness? Stress?
_________________
Maybe all of the above and also maybe too much middle of the night “exercise” with Reggie Love and Kalpen Suresh Modi(Kal Penn).

[444Flyer]

Look at BO's neck in this pic. Looks freaky. Maybe the camera angle, don't know.

[mojitojoe]

Complete psychopath!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Very good Rip!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Diverticulitis? I lost 50 ponds before I was diagnosed. Change in diet and habits has helped me gain 30 pounds back.

[RinaseaofDs]

Make up.

[Judith Anne]

I don’t think so, jaundice shows first in the eyes, that would be picked up right away.

Must be something else.

[Judith Anne]

Heh! Not “Poison Ivy,” either...lol

[RinaseaofDs]

So, not liver related.

Endocrine? Pancreas problems. Pancreatic cancer? He’s looking like Jobs did. No way he’d be playing basketball if he had pancreatic cancer though.