Penis enlarger case in small-claims court

The Chronicle Herald Canada ^ | 1/8/11 | CP

[domeika]

GRANBY, Que. (CP) — A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use.

The man has gone before a small-claims court, hoping for an award of $762 to recoup the cost of the device as well as moral and punitive damages.

He told a newspaper in Granby, Que., that he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition by an advertisement that promised results within several months.

The $262 device is sold by Montreal company HotGVibe.

A Quebec judge is expected to hand down a decision in the next six weeks.

The man told the Quebec newspaper he wanted to speak out about what he called a scam so that other men might be warned.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Isn’t that the one with the two-stroke motor..."

Turbocharged V6.

[pfflier]

Do you think the evidence will stand up?

[Larry Lucido]

Meantime, my penis-reducer case is in big claims court.

[70th Division]

Congradulations guy. Now the whole WORLD knows you have a small dick. LOL

[Hoffer Rand]

small-claims court...

The jokes just write themselves.

[SnakeDoctor]

Nah ... I’ve heard the whole case is kinda soft and thin.

SnakeDoc

[Maceman]

Maybe you could donate some for transplants to the less fortunate.

[Terry Mross]

This guy is going to have to prove it didn’t work by showing “before” and “after” pictures. Or I guess he could have his “partner” testify.

[Hoffer Rand]

His case fell flat.

[Responsibility2nd]

A Quebec judge is expected to hand down a decision in the next six weeks.

 

 

That technique works on enlarging it also.

 

Trust me. I know

 

 

[toolman1401]

Gives a whole new meaning to Black and Decker pecker wrecker. Groovy.

[GSWarrior]

What a trooper.

What a whack job!

[stylin19a]

I know this might get pulled just as fast...

too funny

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Here again is a gross miscarriage of Justice! This belongs in Large Claims Court.....

[ErnBatavia]

How sad....

[The Citizen Soldier]

I’m trying to imagine what kind of “man” would subject himself to this kind of ridicule and embarrassment for mere money.

My guess is he's depending on blind justice. In the end, we may find out that all of his mother's "Johnny, if you keep doing that you'll go blind" warnings were right...

[jda]

Hmmm, the possibilities are endless:

500 hours / 20 minutes per use (???) x 14 uses per week = 107 weeks (well beyond the promised “several” months, and apparently no results)

Conclusion: If it doesn’t work after 500 hours, it’s probably not gonna work! He may have a case.

[The Citizen Soldier]

Makes you wonder what will happen when the trial begins and the bailiff says, “All rise.”

[Responsibility2nd]

Was there a courtroom demonstration?

In another courtroom a few years ago...

 

Yes, there was a judge who was caught manipulating the evidence.

[Phlap]

The headline is lol funny.