BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran

The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

[Joe 6-pack]

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...

[presently no screen name]

Is that a Rushbie tie on Mr Dog? GREAT GREAT POST!

[Osage Orange]

I had a great loyal dog long ago...that looked a lot like that dog.

A Shepard Huskie....she was a wonderful dog.

Is that yours?

[presently no screen name]

his early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

LOL! PICTURE perfect.

[Joe 6-pack]

Nope...hate to admit it, but it’s a Hilfiger...it was in my college colors.

[Joe 6-pack]

Yep...that’s my boy. He’s a Belgian Tervuren, which is essentially a long-haired Malinois.

[alarm rider]

Excellent Canine Ping!

[Boogieman]

Yes, dogs are a big no-no for Muslims, they put them in the same category as pigs.

[presently no screen name]

He went to obedience school with Rush Limbulldog.

And here I thought it was a graduation present.

[Osage Orange]

Had people all the time...asking if "Buddy" was a Belgian Tervuren....I never knew what was one...until quite a few people asked.

She just had that look, about her. But...she wasn't.

I miss her....looking at your nice dog.

I have an older Border Collie..and a 3 1/2 month old Blue Heeler. Ha!!

Lot's of fun.....

[the OlLine Rebel]

Oh man, one cannot get worse than a Koran laced with bacon desecrated by a dog!

[SZonian]

Well done!

[the OlLine Rebel]

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[Joe 6-pack]

That’s what we were thinkin’ ;-)

[JouleZ]

I’m still laughing and I have three dogs who love bacon! Tomorrow they shall dine on “paper” plates covered with bacon grease. Great job and what an inspiration.

[Daffynition]

BRILLIANT!!!

On to Mecca for Roverand Bones!

[SaraJohnson]

I was waiting for that picture to show up. :)

But you spelled kill wrong. It is keeel; I will keeel you. ;)

[Joe 6-pack]

Truth be told, he’s a horrible driver. I’d never trust him with a bus.

[MarkL]

Just proves the old saying, “Everything is better with BACON!”

Mark

[Slings and Arrows]

"ALLAHU FUBAR!!!"

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[Joe 6-pack]