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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: Cyber Liberty

I’m pretty fond of him myself :-)


61 posted on 09/10/2010 5:54:25 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Hilarious! Good dog!

Obama can only wish he was being "talked about like he's a dog". (Actually, he thinks people have it backwards. He expects to be talked about like he's a god.)

62 posted on 09/10/2010 5:54:38 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: twhitak
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63 posted on 09/10/2010 5:55:31 PM PDT by pillut48 (Whenever O says, "Let me be clear," you know what is to follow is a bunch of nuanced BS!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

ROFLMAO!!

Will Roverand Bones endanger the Tea Party with his boldness?

Or Is he a member of the Canine Conservative “Pee Party”?

Has Sarah Palin endorsed Roverand Bones for any positions politically yet?


64 posted on 09/10/2010 5:55:31 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie ( Ok, Joke's over....Bring back Bush !)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Outstanding!


65 posted on 09/10/2010 5:56:52 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: maggief; JOE6PAK

PRICELESS!! ROTFLOL!! I really needed a good laugh tonight...thanks!


66 posted on 09/10/2010 5:57:06 PM PDT by penelopesire (FOX NEWS TRIBAL PRINCESS)
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To: definitelynotaliberal

Wanted to be sure you were invited to this thread :-)


67 posted on 09/10/2010 5:57:10 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOL, Well done!


68 posted on 09/10/2010 5:58:37 PM PDT by kanawa (Obama - "The only people who don't want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide.")
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To: dfwgator
Expect a phone call from Secretary Gates.

...and your dog will be interviewed by the FBI.

69 posted on 09/10/2010 5:59:13 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Please excuse if this is bad etiquette; what is Roverand Bones’ breed? He’s GORGEOUS!


70 posted on 09/10/2010 5:59:24 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Joe 6-pack

Lol!

Hey “O-Bow-Ma”, buddy up on this!


71 posted on 09/10/2010 6:00:43 PM PDT by Beaten Valve
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To: kanawa

Actually Kanawa...I have to give you some of the credit. My ideas for this thread were certainly inspired by the “go slather yourself with meat sauce and play with your pitbulls” photo essay you put together a few years back...


72 posted on 09/10/2010 6:00:51 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Silentgypsy

Reverend Bones is a Belgian Tervuren. I shave him down every May so he can deal with the Louisiana summers, so his coat isn’t quite fully grown back in yet.


73 posted on 09/10/2010 6:02:02 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I KILL YOU!


74 posted on 09/10/2010 6:02:54 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOL..I think I broke some ribs and had an asthma attack!!!¡¡


75 posted on 09/10/2010 6:04:16 PM PDT by celtic gal
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To: dfwgator
Expect a phone call from Secretary Gates.

Or perhaps the Federal Bureau of Dog Catchers (FBDC).

76 posted on 09/10/2010 6:05:54 PM PDT by meyer (Our own government has become our enemy,...)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOLOLOLOL!


77 posted on 09/10/2010 6:08:20 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Ve'al kulam eloha s'lichot, s'lach lanu, m'chal lanu, kaper lanu.)
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To: meyer
Federal Bureau of Dog Catchers.

That's coming for sure along with the Federal Bureau of Waste Management.

78 posted on 09/10/2010 6:08:33 PM PDT by Stentor ( "All cults of personality begin as high drama and end as low comedy.")
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To: nuke rocketeer

BTTT


79 posted on 09/10/2010 6:09:07 PM PDT by Lurkus Maximus
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To: Joe 6-pack
FIRST PRIZE!

80 posted on 09/10/2010 6:11:34 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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