BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran

The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

[Joe 6-pack]

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...

[Joe 6-pack]

I’m pretty fond of him myself :-)

[arasina]

Hilarious! Good dog!

Obama can only wish he was being "talked about like he's a dog". (Actually, he thinks people have it backwards. He expects to be talked about like he's a god.)

[pillut48]

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

ROFLMAO!!

Will Roverand Bones endanger the Tea Party with his boldness?

Or Is he a member of the Canine Conservative “Pee Party”?

Has Sarah Palin endorsed Roverand Bones for any positions politically yet?

[AFreeBird]

Outstanding!

[penelopesire]

PRICELESS!! ROTFLOL!! I really needed a good laugh tonight...thanks!

[Joe 6-pack]

Wanted to be sure you were invited to this thread :-)

[kanawa]

LOL, Well done!

[COBOL2Java]

Expect a phone call from Secretary Gates.

...and your dog will be interviewed by the FBI.

[Silentgypsy]

Please excuse if this is bad etiquette; what is Roverand Bones’ breed? He’s GORGEOUS!

[Beaten Valve]

Lol!

Hey “O-Bow-Ma”, buddy up on this!

[Joe 6-pack]

Actually Kanawa...I have to give you some of the credit. My ideas for this thread were certainly inspired by the “go slather yourself with meat sauce and play with your pitbulls” photo essay you put together a few years back...

[Joe 6-pack]

Reverend Bones is a Belgian Tervuren. I shave him down every May so he can deal with the Louisiana summers, so his coat isn’t quite fully grown back in yet.

[COBOL2Java]

I KILL YOU!

[celtic gal]

LOL..I think I broke some ribs and had an asthma attack!!!¡¡

[meyer]

Expect a phone call from Secretary Gates.

Or perhaps the Federal Bureau of Dog Catchers (FBDC).

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

LOLOLOLOL!

[Stentor]

Federal Bureau of Dog Catchers.

That's coming for sure along with the Federal Bureau of Waste Management.

[Lurkus Maximus]

BTTT

[JoeProBono]

FIRST PRIZE!