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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^
| 9/11/10 (MeccaTime)
| Joe 6-Pack
Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
Roverand Terry Bones
The Koran in more peaceful times...
Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”
At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.
The attack begins... 
Roverand Bones presses the attack...
Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: Joe 6-pack
Expect a phone call from Secretary Gates.
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:14:48 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: brytlea; Diana in Wisconsin; Kakaze; Tammy8; unkus; metmom; Cap Huff; svcw; leapfrog0202; Concho; ..
42
posted on
09/10/2010 5:17:20 PM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(Jumping in front of a parade and calling yourself "leader" doesn't make you one.)
To: Joe 6-pack
43
posted on
09/10/2010 5:17:27 PM PDT
by
ronnyquest
(There's a communist living in the White House! Now, what are you going to do about it?)
To: dfwgator
"Expect a phone call from Secretary Gates." I hope he does. I'll congratulate him on getting that section of his office building rebuilt just around the corner from where my brother was sitting in it on 9/11.
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:17:44 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
45
posted on
09/10/2010 5:20:01 PM PDT
by
RnMomof7
To: Joe 6-pack
Good Dog...!!!
46
posted on
09/10/2010 5:21:05 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Joe 6-pack
47
posted on
09/10/2010 5:23:36 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; apackof2; Shannon; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; metmom; ...
WOOOF! The Doggie Ping list is for FReepers who would like to be notified of threads relating to all things canid. If you would like to join the Doggie Ping Pack (or be unleashed from it), FReemail me.
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:28:31 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
Love it!
The bacon was a nice touch to serve the dual purpose of defiling the Koran and enticing the dog, which dovetailed into the other unclean creature defiling the Koran.
Very nice symmetry.
Give your dog a nice pat on the head from me!
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:30:44 PM PDT
by
GatorGirl
(Eschew Socialism!)
To: Joe 6-pack
I think I just broke a rib.
50
posted on
09/10/2010 5:34:07 PM PDT
by
Stentor
( "All cults of personality begin as high drama and end as low comedy.")
To: Stentor
I tried to get a gray Yosemite Sam moustache on my dog for the first pic, but he wasn’t having any part of it.
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:35:12 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
Zero is pissed at you. Big time!
52
posted on
09/10/2010 5:36:39 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
To: B4Ranch
He just said we couldn’t burn them ;-)
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:37:29 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack; Chieftain; STARWISE; onyx; SandRat; AZ Granny; ExTexasRedhead; Cup a Joe
YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!!
A CLASSIC FREEPER THREAD AMONG THE CLASSIC POLITICAL TOMES!!!!
Will Freeper now have a FAT-wa??
btw...did your doggie go to the same school as rev Terry Jones?
To: Joe 6-pack
Joe,
I’ve only been on FR a few years, so I don’t have the legacy some do here.
But I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that this is the single best posting I’ve seen in my years here.
We need some sort of FR Awards (The Freepies?) for excellence in posting such as this.
Congratulations on an instant classic.
Hank
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:45:44 PM PDT
by
County Agent Hank Kimball
(Where's the diversity on MSNBC? Olbermann, Schultz, Matthews, Maddow.....all white males!)
To: Recovering Ex-hippie
He went to obedience school with Rush Limbulldog.
56
posted on
09/10/2010 5:48:30 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Cyber Liberty; All
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:51:18 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack; STARWISE; hoosiermama; penelopesire; onyx; Liz; Protect the Bill of Rights; ...
“They treat me like a dog”
BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:52:17 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: Boogieman
Dogs are unclean? Seriously? Whoever thinks that has never dealt w/the aftermath of a human bite.
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:52:57 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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