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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: yorkie

((hugs back)) That is a talented dog! I think my 5 dogs would love chew squeaky plastic korans to play with. I would be happy to buy them each a few. Bacon scented of course!


181 posted on 09/11/2010 12:49:43 AM PDT by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn..........^..........)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Yes it is & I think you ought to make dog toys & market them. Bacon scented or flavored koran squeaky chew toys. I will buy some for my crew of 5 Shih tzu. If those muslims can do as they please with the bible then I see no reason we can't have koran dog toys. They do much worse to Christians, like behead them etc.
182 posted on 09/11/2010 12:55:54 AM PDT by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn..........^..........)
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To: Joe 6-pack

It’s BACON!


183 posted on 09/11/2010 1:24:15 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm everything I pretend to be.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Go Joe! This is brilliant. Now we just need to find someone with a pig with similar tastes. More on the whole Karan burning thing at my blog Qohel
184 posted on 09/11/2010 4:36:07 AM PDT by Qohel
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To: Qohel

Good blog...nice and pithy!


185 posted on 09/11/2010 5:15:05 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack
LOL !
Brilliant !
186 posted on 09/11/2010 6:32:49 AM PDT by steelyourfaith ("Release the Second Chakra !!!!!!!" ... Al Gore, 10/24/06)
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To: steelyourfaith

Thanks!


187 posted on 09/11/2010 6:34:09 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Well said. You summed it up.
Thanks for this thread and thanks for Roverand Bones!


188 posted on 09/11/2010 6:40:10 AM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie ( Ok, Joke's over....Bring back Bush !)
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To: ATLDiver; trifona; SLB; Squantos; Travis McGee; neverdem

Oh, my! LOL


189 posted on 09/11/2010 7:03:10 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (No Representation without Taxation!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Joe, that is hilarious - thanks for creating and posting it.


190 posted on 09/11/2010 7:11:34 AM PDT by RabidBartender
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To: Joe 6-pack

Good on ya J6P!!!


191 posted on 09/11/2010 7:25:14 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

You will go down in Freeper History for this, and rightly so! Excellently done!


192 posted on 09/11/2010 8:12:26 AM PDT by Nea Wood (Silly liberal . . . paychecks are for workers!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

hardihar


193 posted on 09/11/2010 9:37:55 AM PDT by bboop (We don't need no stinkin' VAT)
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To: GILTN1stborn

Thanks, what a way to start the weekend!


194 posted on 09/11/2010 10:03:15 AM PDT by Mrs. P ("Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas." - Blood of Tyrants)
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To: Mrs. P

Glad you enjoyed it :-)


195 posted on 09/11/2010 10:07:02 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

That is just to dog gone funny!!


196 posted on 09/11/2010 10:30:11 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (People I know have papers for their mongrels.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Yah, so I ended up sitting here checking out your profile page with all the cool pics and almost blew up a pressure cooker with a chicken in it. Love your dogs!


197 posted on 09/11/2010 10:33:39 AM PDT by Mrs. P ("Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas." - Blood of Tyrants)
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To: Joe 6-pack

bump for home viewing


198 posted on 09/11/2010 10:35:15 AM PDT by Hotmetal (Support the castle, defend the flag. 858TH Engineering Battalion)
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To: Mrs. P
"Yah, so I...almost blew up a pressure cooker with a chicken in it."

The Roverend also does kitchen clean-up for a small fee ;-)

199 posted on 09/11/2010 11:02:07 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

man, I am still laughing at this. HAHAHA!!


200 posted on 09/11/2010 11:15:45 AM PDT by Amerikan_Samurai
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