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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: OneVike
My dogs usually only accompany me around the hide out compound...They get a little excited when I try to get um in a vehicle...They show me their chops in a loving sort of way...They know going for a ride usually mean they're going to the doggy doctor...

I give um a whole chicken to fight over and they usually behave after that.

161 posted on 09/10/2010 9:41:12 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: greyfoxx39

ROFL!


162 posted on 09/10/2010 9:44:38 PM PDT by reaganaut ( "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
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To: dragnet2
Alright, so when you take your dog to a bar. You know, so you have a designated driver...
163 posted on 09/10/2010 9:49:07 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: Hoosier-Daddy

I don’t take my dogs visiting, to the store or anywhere else...I always figured you’d have to be a toothless hag to take your dog to Walmart, visiting or shopping...My dogs are home bodies and enjoy staying at the compound and watching out for things.


164 posted on 09/10/2010 10:09:12 PM PDT by dragnet2
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To: Joe 6-pack

Joe. You have outdone yourself. This is AWESOME!!!!!!

GOOD DOG!!!

NEVER FORGET!


165 posted on 09/10/2010 10:10:33 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Here's a thought!! Donate to the website you are on RIGHT NOW!!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL!!!!!!!!


166 posted on 09/10/2010 10:12:10 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Here's a thought!! Donate to the website you are on RIGHT NOW!!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

The Word of Dog? ;) :)

LOLOL!!!!


167 posted on 09/10/2010 10:26:55 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Here's a thought!! Donate to the website you are on RIGHT NOW!!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Thanks! That was a not-to-be-missed.


168 posted on 09/10/2010 10:38:26 PM PDT by definitelynotaliberal
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOL LOL!!! This is a classic!


169 posted on 09/10/2010 10:46:56 PM PDT by mojitojoe ("The Arabic call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset." punk in chief)
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To: Joe 6-pack

OMG that cracked me up.


170 posted on 09/10/2010 10:58:22 PM PDT by Gator113 (Beauty will devour the Beast in 2012. Kill "Obamamosque"@ Ground Zero)
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To: Joe 6-pack

BTW... that was a beautiful tribute.


171 posted on 09/10/2010 11:03:50 PM PDT by Gator113 (Beauty will devour the Beast in 2012. Kill "Obamamosque"@ Ground Zero)
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To: Gator113

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!


172 posted on 09/10/2010 11:06:32 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

You the Man and Dog.

Now how can I get a Koran printed in pig’s blood on paper made in Isreal?


173 posted on 09/10/2010 11:06:33 PM PDT by 1RedbloodedAmerican
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To: Joe 6-pack; TigersEye; yorkie

Good dog & great job making this.! I was feeling down & this made me feel better, thanks.


174 posted on 09/10/2010 11:19:04 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn..........^..........)
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To: pandoraou812

Thanks for the ping, Pandy!

I think we will all be feeling down tomorrow.

CHIN UP, Gurl Fren! We’re all here together - holding hands, arm in arm, and, sharing our wings, when our friends have forgotten how to fly. ((((HUGS))))


175 posted on 09/10/2010 11:40:04 PM PDT by yorkie (If he never even managed as much as a Burger King, don't EVEN think he can manage this country!)
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To: pandoraou812

Glad you liked it :-) Everything is better with bacon!


176 posted on 09/10/2010 11:40:17 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

The last time I saw a Tervuren was when we went through a border check point. So beautiful! Thanks for posting! :)


177 posted on 09/10/2010 11:41:46 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Boogieman

Those people are severely disordered.


178 posted on 09/10/2010 11:43:44 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Joe 6-pack
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179 posted on 09/11/2010 12:04:20 AM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

The president said it would be wrong to burn them.


Good Point...next week Gibbsy will probably come out with a clarification regarding the proximity of pork products to Korans, etc.


180 posted on 09/11/2010 12:15:22 AM PDT by Freedom56v2 ("If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait till it is free"--PJ O'rourke)
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