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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^
| 9/11/10 (MeccaTime)
| Joe 6-Pack
Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
Roverand Terry Bones
The Koran in more peaceful times...
Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”
At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.
The attack begins... 
Roverand Bones presses the attack...
Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: OneVike
My dogs usually only accompany me around the hide out compound...They get a little excited when I try to get um in a vehicle...They show me their chops in a loving sort of way...They know going for a ride usually mean they're going to the doggy doctor...
I give um a whole chicken to fight over and they usually behave after that.
To: greyfoxx39
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posted on
09/10/2010 9:44:38 PM PDT
by
reaganaut
( "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
To: dragnet2
Alright, so when you take your dog to a bar. You know, so you have a designated driver...
163
posted on
09/10/2010 9:49:07 PM PDT
by
Hoosier-Daddy
( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
To: Hoosier-Daddy
I don’t take my dogs visiting, to the store or anywhere else...I always figured you’d have to be a toothless hag to take your dog to Walmart, visiting or shopping...My dogs are home bodies and enjoy staying at the compound and watching out for things.
To: Joe 6-pack
Joe. You have outdone yourself. This is AWESOME!!!!!!
GOOD DOG!!!
NEVER FORGET!
165
posted on
09/10/2010 10:10:33 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Here's a thought!! Donate to the website you are on RIGHT NOW!!)
To: Roscoe Karns
166
posted on
09/10/2010 10:12:10 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Here's a thought!! Donate to the website you are on RIGHT NOW!!)
To: Joe 6-pack
The Word of Dog? ;) :)
LOLOL!!!!
167
posted on
09/10/2010 10:26:55 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Here's a thought!! Donate to the website you are on RIGHT NOW!!)
To: Joe 6-pack
Thanks! That was a not-to-be-missed.
To: Joe 6-pack
LOL LOL!!! This is a classic!
169
posted on
09/10/2010 10:46:56 PM PDT
by
mojitojoe
("The Arabic call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset." punk in chief)
To: Joe 6-pack
170
posted on
09/10/2010 10:58:22 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(Beauty will devour the Beast in 2012. Kill "Obamamosque"@ Ground Zero)
To: Joe 6-pack
BTW... that was a beautiful tribute.
171
posted on
09/10/2010 11:03:50 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(Beauty will devour the Beast in 2012. Kill "Obamamosque"@ Ground Zero)
To: Gator113
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!
172
posted on
09/10/2010 11:06:32 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
You the Man and Dog.
Now how can I get a Koran printed in pig’s blood on paper made in Isreal?
To: Joe 6-pack; TigersEye; yorkie
Good dog & great job making this.! I was feeling down & this made me feel better, thanks.
174
posted on
09/10/2010 11:19:04 PM PDT
by
pandoraou812
(Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn..........^..........)
To: pandoraou812
Thanks for the ping, Pandy!
I think we will all be feeling down tomorrow.
CHIN UP, Gurl Fren! We’re all here together - holding hands, arm in arm, and, sharing our wings, when our friends have forgotten how to fly. ((((HUGS))))
175
posted on
09/10/2010 11:40:04 PM PDT
by
yorkie
(If he never even managed as much as a Burger King, don't EVEN think he can manage this country!)
To: pandoraou812
Glad you liked it :-) Everything is better with bacon!
176
posted on
09/10/2010 11:40:17 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
The last time I saw a Tervuren was when we went through a border check point. So beautiful! Thanks for posting! :)
To: Boogieman
Those people are severely disordered.
To: Joe 6-pack
179
posted on
09/11/2010 12:04:20 AM PDT
by
IYellAtMyTV
(Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
To: Joe 6-pack
The president said it would be wrong to burn them.
Good Point...next week Gibbsy will probably come out with a clarification regarding the proximity of pork products to Korans, etc.
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posted on
09/11/2010 12:15:22 AM PDT
by
Freedom56v2
("If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait till it is free"--PJ O'rourke)
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