February 26, 2010: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public For At Least 9th Time
October 5, 2009: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public Again
August 31, 2009: Police Pepper Spray, Arrest Alleged Paint Huffer
March 23, 2009: Man Accused Of Huffing Paint Again
July 16, 2008: Ohio County Man Caught Huffing In Public Again
October 11, 2007: Man Arrested On Huffing Charges Again
July 19, 2007: Public Paint Huffer Nabbed Again
July 14, 2006: Local Huffer Caught For Second Time In Week
July 3, 2006: Paint Huffer Arrested Under Bridge
July 3, 2006: Local Huffer Caught Again
Policeman: “He’s one of our best customers. If you need to make an arrest, you can always count on him!
Forget Goldline. I by mine at the Ace Hardware.
If you can't wait for the next "gold high", well then just make your own by sniffing gold paint out of a bag!
The posted article is a fairly dry (ahem) recounting of this guy's incredibly recurrent history of "huffing" gold and silver paint out of a bag; this blog post offers a more or less the same chronology but with hilarious commentary instead:
http://mockingwords.blogspot.com/2009/08/silver-and-goldsilver-and-gold.html
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No!!!!!!!! Not again!!!!! This should be a great thread!!
Until now, I thought “Huffing” referred to the lunatic rants of the Huffington Post. I would venture to say that this type of “Huffing” is less dangerous because it only harms the idiot doing it.
Silver and gold
Silver and gold
Everyone wishes for silver and gold
How do you measure its worth?
Just by the pleasure it gives here on Earth.
Silver and gold
Silver and gold
Means so much more when I see
Silver and gold decorations
On every Christmas tree.
What’s a Christmas tree without tinsel and pretty silver and gold decorations? Can’t really call it a Christmas tree, now can you? And think of all the fun and joy that would be lost on Christmas morning if all the young folks didn’t get see that sparkling, happy tree.
Silver and gold
Silver and gold
Means so much more when I see
Silver and gold decorations
On every Christmas tree!
This guy is a legend on Fark.
My dogs just came in to check on me to see why I was howling with laughter!
Thanks for the great thread!
ROFLMFAO!
Just give him an effin case of the stuff and let him finish the job.
Sounds like he’s half brain-dead already.
Jeesh!!!
I know someone who got on the gold paint. Went from a semi-intelligent, funny as hell young man to a gibbering idiot within months.
He should have used Goldline
ping
Goldface PING!
Low budget way to become the man with the golden chin.
It's a shame, really.