If you can't wait for the next "gold high", well then just make your own by sniffing gold paint out of a bag!
The posted article is a fairly dry (ahem) recounting of this guy's incredibly recurrent history of "huffing" gold and silver paint out of a bag; this blog post offers a more or less the same chronology but with hilarious commentary instead:
http://mockingwords.blogspot.com/2009/08/silver-and-goldsilver-and-gold.html
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That guy must have a cast-iron constitution. Imagine how long he might have lived if he hadn’t poisoned himself. He’ll probably only live a few more years at best.