Posted on 05/05/2010 11:40:19 AM PDT by KeyLargo
Completely & Quickly Absorbs The Odor Of Flatulence
* A real solution to a very real problem
* Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons
* Even works on top of bed sheets
* Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too
“Oops, one squeezed out. Sorry!”
Guess I will not be able to use the dutch oven anymore.
Actually, there is a second. It is called a match.
Actually, there is a second. It is called a match.
Sure!.....if you want auto-launch.
Reminds me of a joke whose punch line is, “Half time, switch sides.”
This is going to be a must have for Mrs Pessimist!
Does is only work if the two people involved are husband and wife? What about if you are shacking up? Is there a special version for gay and lesbian partnerships? How about if your dog is in the bed with you?
Dog farts can bring you out of a dead sleep!
I'm thinking that if it keeps smell out it keeps smell in. Could take the 'dutch oven' to a new level...;^)
Anyone want to start a collection for the Obama’s?
I would assume after six months you would have to take the blanket to a toxic wast pick up site....Depending on what you eat...three months for cuisine from India.....
I guess you are assuming they sleep in the same bed?
Oooo oooo million dollar idea!! Charcoal activated depends!! (Don’t nobody steal this idea now).
Poot Ping!
Completely & Quickly Absorbs The Odor Of FlatulenceSo go ahead, do the "one cheek sneak".
It’s so good, you’ll demand it in the divorce.
Heck...if the only problem in your marriage is the noxious stench of your mates toxic farts, I’d say you’re doing pretty darned good!
The stages of dating.
Phase 1: You’re afraid to fart around her.
Phase 2: You’re comfortable enough to fart around her in the house.
Phase 3: You fart in bed and then pull the covers over her.
When you get to Phase 3, you’re ready for marriage (that is if she doesn’t kill you first).
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