1 posted on
05/05/2010 11:40:19 AM PDT by
KeyLargo
To: KeyLargo
“Oops, one squeezed out. Sorry!”
Guess I will not be able to use the dutch oven anymore.
2 posted on
05/05/2010 11:45:00 AM PDT by
gathersnomoss
(Please God, watch over our country.)
To: KeyLargo
Reminds me of a joke whose punch line is, “Half time, switch sides.”
6 posted on
05/05/2010 11:48:38 AM PDT by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: KeyLargo
This is going to be a must have for Mrs Pessimist!
7 posted on
05/05/2010 11:49:01 AM PDT by
Pessimist
To: KeyLargo
Does is only work if the two people involved are husband and wife? What about if you are shacking up? Is there a special version for gay and lesbian partnerships? How about if your dog is in the bed with you?
8 posted on
05/05/2010 11:51:20 AM PDT by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: KeyLargo
Anyone want to start a collection for the Obama’s?
11 posted on
05/05/2010 11:53:27 AM PDT by
Verbosus
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To: KeyLargo
Oooo oooo million dollar idea!! Charcoal activated depends!! (Don’t nobody steal this idea now).
14 posted on
05/05/2010 12:18:47 PM PDT by
DManA
To: Slings and Arrows
15 posted on
05/05/2010 12:57:19 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
Completely & Quickly Absorbs The Odor Of Flatulence
So go ahead, do the "one cheek sneak".
17 posted on
05/05/2010 2:59:33 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: JoeProBono
It’s so good, you’ll demand it in the divorce.
18 posted on
05/05/2010 3:00:20 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: KeyLargo
Heck...if the only problem in your marriage is the noxious stench of your mates toxic farts, I’d say you’re doing pretty darned good!
19 posted on
05/05/2010 3:06:01 PM PDT by
hoagy62
(.)
To: KeyLargo
The stages of dating.
Phase 1: You’re afraid to fart around her.
Phase 2: You’re comfortable enough to fart around her in the house.
Phase 3: You fart in bed and then pull the covers over her.
When you get to Phase 3, you’re ready for marriage (that is if she doesn’t kill you first).
20 posted on
05/05/2010 3:09:54 PM PDT by
dfwgator
Does it come with soundproofing?
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