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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1

Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!

Top This!

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.

Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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To: Patrick1

No gun pron. No conservative babe pics.

you lose.


161 posted on 04/29/2010 5:15:29 PM PDT by roamer_1 (Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit)
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To: humblegunner; TheOldLady
Therapeutic though.
And so the Zombie Deer legend came about.
Only, Humble has some trophy deer skulls that are kinda bludgeoned.
162 posted on 04/29/2010 5:20:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: visualops

];-)

So far only two people have noticed it.


163 posted on 04/29/2010 5:20:53 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare

I knew a guy in the USAF that made coffee so strong, that if you left in in the pot for an hour, you had to use a spoon to get it out. We had no problem staying awake. It was brutal.


164 posted on 04/29/2010 5:22:38 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: Darksheare
You forgot Unngh, moose, Beeber, undead thread, hobbit hole, dimensional doors, freeper canteen, RINO FRee project, killer bunny, Blargh, stune, sporkweasel, and Zarathustra. If you can work all of the above into one scenario, you have arrived.

What about, "Ungh?"

165 posted on 04/29/2010 5:29:41 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: Patrick1; Jim Robinson

a perfect thread requires comment by Jim Thompson er Robinson


166 posted on 04/29/2010 6:09:29 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Patrick1

and then Jack Bauer shoots Eric Cartman.


167 posted on 04/29/2010 6:53:43 PM PDT by rwilson99
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To: stylin19a

cry havoc and let slip the pitbulls of Chet!

(modified from the original shakespeare quote)


168 posted on 04/29/2010 8:55:15 PM PDT by Redcitizen (Tagline out- use detour)
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To: Darksheare; humblegunner
Sigh... Humblegunner! If you think I was stalking you before... But hese posts are useless without pictures.

Back to perfection of the thread! Has anyone mentioned bacon yet? Mmmm mmmm mmmm!


169 posted on 04/30/2010 3:50:03 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Redcitizen

“cry havoc and let slip the pitbulls of Chet!”

Here, here!


170 posted on 04/30/2010 5:50:02 AM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: alarm rider

I’ve been banned from making coffee in most sane places.


171 posted on 04/30/2010 6:59:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

That’s for the confusion, along with “Blarg?”


172 posted on 04/30/2010 7:02:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: TheOldLady; humblegunner

I fear that he’s feeding my coffee to the local rabbit population.
I’m intrigued and frightened by what will commence.


173 posted on 04/30/2010 7:03:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare

I think that’s probably a good thing, though God knows I would never make a value judgement.


174 posted on 04/30/2010 7:20:55 AM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: alarm rider

Ah, forbidden knowledge of coffee abominations gifted upon the world by Nyarlathotep.
(Hey, the stuff works wonders on the deer. Wonder what other critters it puts into hyperspeed?)


175 posted on 04/30/2010 7:30:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Darksheare; humblegunner


Say it ain't so, Humble! [begins hoarding rocks, duct tape, shovels, and beebers]

176 posted on 04/30/2010 7:46:04 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; humblegunner

It may be so.
With hyper-speed bunnies, he doesn’t have to use a rototiller OR dig holes himself.
He just juices the bunnies, lets ‘em loose, and then has everything ready for planting.


177 posted on 04/30/2010 7:52:07 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Patrick1; All


> A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary
> who is campaigning door to door ...

Well, rumor has it that the Pit Bull is actually a hyena from Kenya.



178 posted on 04/30/2010 8:03:15 AM PDT by BP2 (I think, therefore I'm a conservative)
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To: Darksheare; humblegunner
With hyper-speed bunnies, he doesn’t have to use a rototiller OR dig holes himself.
He just juices the bunnies, lets ‘em loose, and then has everything ready for planting.

Well okay then. Why didn't you say so? Humblegunner, will you please send me a crate of hopped-up zombie bunnies right away? I got six acres here, and there's a veggie garden out there just waiting to be planted.

179 posted on 04/30/2010 9:04:50 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; humblegunner

They don’t exactly have an ‘off’ switch.


180 posted on 04/30/2010 9:08:11 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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