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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
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| 4/28/10
| Patrick1
Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!
Top This!
A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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posted on
04/28/2010 8:55:22 PM PDT
by
Patrick1
To: Patrick1
Only if you are the Mormon Missionary.
2
posted on
04/28/2010 8:56:48 PM PDT
by
blam
To: Patrick1
3
posted on
04/28/2010 8:57:19 PM PDT
by
Poser
(Enjoying Prime Rib for 58 Years!)
To: Patrick1
4
posted on
04/28/2010 8:57:23 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
To: Patrick1
5
posted on
04/28/2010 8:58:03 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
To: Patrick1
It can't be the "perfect" thread because I didn't start it.
-PJ
6
posted on
04/28/2010 8:58:41 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
To: blam
Or if the Mormons were trying to raise money by selling cheeze (Utah Gouda) and tumbled into the street, distracted by their beebers all going off simultaneously, and fell into a huge pile of mooseturds.
7
posted on
04/28/2010 8:59:09 PM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Voters who thought their ship came in with 0bama are on their own Titanic.)
To: Patrick1
It’s more fun if you just hi-jack Chet’s thread.
8
posted on
04/28/2010 8:59:12 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Patrick1
LOL!
To: Patrick1
No moose? No beeber?
Shame upon you!
10
posted on
04/28/2010 9:00:37 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: shibumi
Its more fun if you just hi-jack Chets thread.
To: Patrick1
You forgot the part where they were all headed to Guam to rescue the poor folks who were unmercifully thrown into the ocean when the island capsized.
12
posted on
04/28/2010 9:02:06 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: Patrick1
To: Patrick1
What’s the name of that little pedal on those trashcans that you step on that thingie and the lid flips up, I wonder?
14
posted on
04/28/2010 9:04:06 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: blam
No moose, cheese, beeber, shower, “am i logged in?”, viking kitties, “Not that **** again”, “That’s racist” kid, RINO, the list goes on and on.
Much work to do. At least poser remembered the IB4TZ!
15
posted on
04/28/2010 9:05:29 PM PDT
by
Gil4
(Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
To: Patrick1
You left out Civil War soldiers evolving from primordial goo.
16
posted on
04/28/2010 9:06:23 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Craven spirits wear their master's collars but real men would rather feed the battlefield's vultures)
To: ReignOfError; sionnsar; Tax-chick; neverdem; narses; secret garden; SoothingDave; CholeraJoe; ...
No, because the purfect Freeper country-western civilization thread has to have ...
trains,
Momma,
prison,
rain ...
and get to heaven in mah pickup truck.
17
posted on
04/28/2010 9:06:31 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
18
posted on
04/28/2010 9:07:02 PM PDT
by
Gil4
(Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
To: Allegra
>>Whats the name of that little pedal on those trashcans that you step on that thingie and the lid flips up, I wonder?<<
The obama?
19
posted on
04/28/2010 9:07:56 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Craven spirits wear their master's collars but real men would rather feed the battlefield's vultures)
To: Patrick1
You might continue that a Catholic priest who looked a lot like Robert E. Lee tried to help the guy, but because he was gay he was only shooting a 9 mm and so the dog ate him.
I figure 10,000 posts on that one, five bannings, and a couple of death threats. About average.
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