Larry King Had His ‘Privates’ Fondled at the Airport

nymag.com ^ | March 5, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

Larry King took his first commercial flight since September 11 recently, and the airport security people, sensing a rare opportunity for fame-fondling, took a little advantage when he failed the metal detector test.

"They had to give me the complete body search. So I had to stand there with [my] arms [out], and they are talking with me at the same time, 'loved the show last night, turn over your belt,' and then they grab you by the privates. They examined me pretty good."

[Bigg Red]

LOL!

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

How much did it cost the old perv to get somebody to do that?

[ricks_place]

Excited metal detector; brass balls on Larry King?

[Grunthor]

“Larry King Had His ‘Privates’ Fondled at the Airport”

How much did he have to pay for that?

[llevrok]

kosher dried nuts ping

[blackbart.223]

"Beat me to it...that was a winner...funny AND accurate... "

Larry is one of the undead.

[lowbridge]

Did he come back for seconds?

[jessduntno]

“Larry is one of the undead.”

Can’t imagine how much they would have to pay me to fondle his little prunes, geez........

[caver]

Man, this ranks up there with fondling Rosie O’Donnell.

[Temple Owl]

Now they’re hiring perverts to do body checks.

Only a pervert would fondle Larry king.

[Yaelle]

“Loved the show last night” while they grabbed his privates??? Wha? (I am impressed that the TSA people even watch Larry King. Even that is more highbrow than I’d think they’d watch.)

[Fester Chugabrew]

One. Big. Weenie.

[MAexile]

“That's a little too close to Necrophilia.”
The best response I have seen in a long time.

Beat me to it...that was a winner...funny AND accurate...

Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.

[Gargantua]

That's the first time Larry has scored since 1972.

;-/

[A_Former_Democrat]

The most ridiculous self promo ever has him on CNN crossing his arms and legs and giving the goofiest “cool” look while wearing ill-fitting jeans.

What a laffer every time I see it

You’re just too cool Larry

[matt1234]

Was everything kosher?

[valkyry1]

The h*** with this s*** who is going to want to fly anymore, only as a matter of necessity I guess.

Napolitano and the TSA will kill the airline industry for sure.

[blackbart.223]

"Can’t imagine how much they would have to pay me to fondle his little prunes, geez........"

There is not enough money to get me to do that. But I would guess they are raisins not prunes.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

[PA Engineer]