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Larry King Had His ‘Privates’ Fondled at the Airport
nymag.com ^
| March 5, 2010
Posted on 03/06/2010 5:50:40 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
Larry King took his first commercial flight since September 11 recently, and the airport security people, sensing a rare opportunity for fame-fondling, took a little advantage when he failed the metal detector test.
"They had to give me the complete body search. So I had to stand there with [my] arms [out], and they are talking with me at the same time, 'loved the show last night, turn over your belt,' and then they grab you by the privates. They examined me pretty good."
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: ick; larryking; napl; tsa
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To: Free ThinkerNY
I’m confused. Is he saying he did or didn’t like it?
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:51:54 PM PST
by
FortWorthPatriot
( Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Did they find any bad checks?
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:52:17 PM PST
by
CaptainK
(...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
To: FortWorthPatriot
Should someone tell Larry that don’t do that?
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:52:54 PM PST
by
jessduntno
(They'll get my false teeth when they pry them from my sister's cold, dead mouth!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
That's a little too close to Necrophilia.
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:52:58 PM PST
by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Good thing he wasn’t a terrorist. If he had been, it would have been considered torture.
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:53:46 PM PST
by
Brilliant
To: Free ThinkerNY
Now that is not a headline you see every day of the week! :)
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:54:00 PM PST
by
Batman11
(Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
What? Were they checking his socks?
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:54:02 PM PST
by
AmishDude
(It doesn't matter whom you vote for, it matters who takes office.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Larry King reduced to flying commercial airlines. Does this reflect the economic condition of CNN?
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:54:34 PM PST
by
John W
To: MAexile
"That's a little too close to Necrophilia."The best reponse I have seen in a long time.
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:57:26 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
It’s OK, Larry. They weren’t expecting to find much anyway.
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posted on
03/06/2010 5:59:01 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"Larry King Had His Privates Fondled at the Airport."If someone told me to do that I would quit that job in a heartbeat.
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posted on
03/06/2010 6:00:12 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: blackbart.223
that was a good response!
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posted on
03/06/2010 6:01:21 PM PST
by
brivette
(paper)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/06/2010 6:01:45 PM PST
by
egannacht
(Inalienable rights granted by...)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I didn’t think TSA used electron microscopes during their searches.
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/06/2010 6:03:20 PM PST
by
egannacht
(Inalienable rights granted by...)
To: Free ThinkerNY
They told him “no big deal”.
....Bob
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posted on
03/06/2010 6:04:20 PM PST
by
Lokibob
(When handed lemons...Refuse to sign for them. Life's lemons can't be delivered without a signature.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Eww! Larry, keep your fantasies to yourself.
Honestly, I have never been able to figure out how King made it to where he is in show business. What talent does he actually have?
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posted on
03/06/2010 6:05:39 PM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
To: blackbart.223; MAexile
"That's a little too close to Necrophilia."
The best response I have seen in a long time.
Beat me to it...that was a winner...funny AND accurate...
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posted on
03/06/2010 6:05:53 PM PST
by
jessduntno
(They'll get my false teeth when they pry them from my sister's cold, dead mouth!)
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