Caption Obamaseuss

[Lucky9teen]

U.S. first lady Michelle Obama arrives to read a Dr. Seuss book for children at the Library of Congress in Washington March 2, 2010 during the National Education Association's 2010 Read Across America Day event.

[Lucky9teen]

I am the President,
Yes I am!
I am the President,
Yes I can!
I am, I am, I can-can-can!

I’ll spend, I’ll spend
There will be no end
No end, no end, I’ll spend, spend, spend.

Do you like your health care plan?

Why not a plan
paid by “the man”?
If so, I’ll tax you, yes I can
I can, I can, I will, I can!

I said “no taxes” for the middle class
No tax, tax, tax
No tickety TAX!

Would you, could you
Tax a class?
I would, I could, I’ll tax that class!

Would you, Could you
tax a gas?
I’ll tax and tax that greenhouse gas!
I’ll tax and tax that middle class!
Tax, tax, tax, triple tickety tax!

I will not, cannot stop my tax!
Not for a class!
Not for a gas!
I love my tax for class and gas!

You all like me
this I see,
You all like me
Me-me-me!
I’ll never, ever leave you be!

Never, ever leave me be?
No, never, ever leave you be!
And tax you , tax you
Endlessly!

You’ll see, you’ll see
most certainly

My TAXING
will make history!

Poem foundhere

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Boob belts are back!

[Lucky9teen]

Seems she's on a Dr. Seuss tour

First lady Michelle Obama reads "Green Eggs and Ham" to children at the Department of Labor's childhood development center in Washington January 14, 2010.

[Above My Pay Grade]

Actually, she look a lot more First Lady-like in these photos than in many others. I also approve of her choice of going with the high five over the fist bump.

[rj45mis]

“Boob belts are back!”

LOL! One of the women here at work wore one shortly after My Belle exhibited her new style. I looked at her and incredulously asked, “what is that, a new style or something?” She hasn’t worn it since.

[montyspython]

"Joe, you really have to stop dressing up like that... really."

[AppyPappy]

"And he said I ain't eatin that s%$# The Man I Am. It's all green and nasty. I deserve to eat like people that pay for food even though I am getting it for free. Get your ole foot off my neck so I can get ahead, The Man I Am. And %*&^ your old green eggs and your momma too."

[sniper63]

Probably the highest level of reading she is capable of....

[RummyChick]

for some weird reason when I saw this photo yesterday I thought of Dr Seuss...it must be some character..maybe The Grinch

[massgopguy]

She’s no Jesse Jackson.

[Berlin_Freeper]

[montyspython]

"...and that's the story of how we passed health care... bitches."

[aeonspromise]

Nah, the grinch would have to be white..

[smokingfrog]

I think stripes would be more appropriate for a Dr. Seuss outing.

[montyspython]

The Grinch is racist.

[sam_paine]

See kids, if you include the drawing,
the title actually has a hidden message that says,
"Green Eggs and Ham and Hairy WHITE Mon-sterrrrr......"

[aeonspromise]

Don’t make me go ahhhnold on ya..

[montyspython]

Yes, and if you notice the picture of the Grinch on the cover, he is ready to receive.

[aruanan]

As weird as any creature Seuss ever created.

[aeonspromise]

And if you play the soundtrack backwards you will hear the republicans saying NO to O..