[Lucky9teen]

I am the President,
Yes I am!
I am the President,
Yes I can!
I am, I am, I can-can-can!

I’ll spend, I’ll spend
There will be no end
No end, no end, I’ll spend, spend, spend.

Do you like your health care plan?

Why not a plan
paid by “the man”?
If so, I’ll tax you, yes I can
I can, I can, I will, I can!

I said “no taxes” for the middle class
No tax, tax, tax
No tickety TAX!

Would you, could you
Tax a class?
I would, I could, I’ll tax that class!

Would you, Could you
tax a gas?
I’ll tax and tax that greenhouse gas!
I’ll tax and tax that middle class!
Tax, tax, tax, triple tickety tax!

I will not, cannot stop my tax!
Not for a class!
Not for a gas!
I love my tax for class and gas!

You all like me
this I see,
You all like me
Me-me-me!
I’ll never, ever leave you be!

Never, ever leave me be?
No, never, ever leave you be!
And tax you , tax you
Endlessly!

You’ll see, you’ll see
most certainly

My TAXING
will make history!

Poem foundhere

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Boob belts are back!

[Lucky9teen]

Seems she's on a Dr. Seuss tour

First lady Michelle Obama reads "Green Eggs and Ham" to children at the Department of Labor's childhood development center in Washington January 14, 2010.

[Above My Pay Grade]

Actually, she look a lot more First Lady-like in these photos than in many others. I also approve of her choice of going with the high five over the fist bump.

[montyspython]

"Joe, you really have to stop dressing up like that... really."

[Berlin_Freeper]

[montyspython]

"...and that's the story of how we passed health care... bitches."

[smokingfrog]

I think stripes would be more appropriate for a Dr. Seuss outing.

[aruanan]

As weird as any creature Seuss ever created.

[martin_fierro]

[Lee'sGhost]

Thanks goodness the boob belt is back. I was getting worried.

[reagan_fanatic]

[Rummyfan]

The Boob Belt is back!

[GOP_Lady]

"I simply turn on the Golden EIB Microphone and share my honest passions and beliefs with people. And they're free to go elsewhere. They're free to ignore; they're free to believe; they're free to be entertained, I don't care. They're free to do whatever they want. But a lot of people aren't free to smoke cigarettes where they want; they're not free to drink where they want; they're not free to eat the kind of food they want to eat; they're not free to eat trans fats; they're not free to drive certain places. Pretty soon we're going to be told what kind of cars we have to drive. I can't cause that. I can't restrict anybody's freedom. We've elected a guy who can, does, and wants to, all under the guise of saving us. So I appreciate the effort, and I appreciate somewhat losing my temper here. But don't compare me ever to an authoritarian who thinks so little of people that without him they can barely breathe on their own. Don't ever do that." LEARN IT, LOVE IT, LIVE IT! If one cannot understand Rush's words above, then one does not truly understand FREEDOM!

[ArrogantBustard]

The Cat in the Hat, appearing with Thing #1, Thing #2, and Thing #3.

[Tzimisce]

When we’re done, Green eggs and ham will be the only thing you have to eat! LOL!

[Joe 6-pack]

Sham I am.

[Allegra]

LOL on the Obama-Seuss rhyme.

Michelle actually looks better than usual here. She's got a belt, but it's not quite as obnoxious as that huge one she wears at empire-waist and her hair looks very nice.

[MinuteGal]

Michelle reading Dr. Seuss
To kiddies is child abeuss

Leni

[Palladin]

Good one!

[garjog]

GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE RAMS (by Doctored Seuss)

I AM RHAM. I AM RAHM. RAHM EMANUEL I AM.

THAT RHAM-I-AM! THAT RAHM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT RAHM-I-AM!

DO YOU LIKE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE RAMS?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, RAHM-I-AM. I DO NOT LIKE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE RAMS.

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE RAMS. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, RAHM-I-AM.

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE? WOULD YOU LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE RAMS. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, RAHM-I-AM.

WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX? WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH A FOX?

NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX. NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.