Posted on 02/13/2010 12:13:34 PM PST by DBCJR
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
A: Bo scratches on the door to get back in the WH not the window.
Bada BOOM!
I assume you do 2 shows nightly and a matinee on Saturdays?
:)
Bump
he’ll be here till Thursday. Remember, try the veal and tip the waitresses.
Only it serves as a distraction from the immediate dire circumstances of America and its government. There is a huge disconnect. Obama is out to destroy America as we know it.
Not a joking situation or circumstance. MO
Joe Biden’s so dumb at Kennedy’s wake, while giving his eulogy he said “Stand up Teddy!”
Great Ones!! But they are NOT Jokes! but rather the Truth in each case!
And not to be outdone, the German doctor says, “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks. And to that the Russia doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so advanced, that we can take half a heart out of a person put it in another and have him looking for work in two weeks.”
Then the American Physician gets up and he says, “You guys are way behind. We recently took a guy with no birth certificate, no brain, and put him in the white house and now half the country is looking for work.”
I read these to my wife and got a big laugh (thanks!) : )
Ping
Thank you.
The best 0bama joke is Joe Biden.
Yeah, but telling the truth ABOUT a joke makes it a joke, dig?
Barack Obama walks into a KFC:
OBAMA: “Give me two breasts, a thigh, mashed potatoes & gravy and a Perrier.”
CLERK: “That will be $6.66.”
OBAMA: “HEY bud, I’m a Socialist and a Democrat when I said ‘give me’ I meant it!”
I thought I was reading headlines.
What do G-d and Barrack Obama have in common? Neither has a Birth Certificate.
What is the DIFFERENCE between G-d and Obama? G-d doesn’t think he’s Obama.
Why does Obama need a teleprompter? Because he can not read George Soros hand writing.
Thank you for the tagline.
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