[TigersEye]

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo scratches on the door to get back in the WH not the window.

[freedumb2003]

Bada BOOM!

I assume you do 2 shows nightly and a matinee on Saturdays?

:)

[tutstar]

Bump

[Countyline]

Some of these are really funny.

Only it serves as a distraction from the immediate dire circumstances of America and its government. There is a huge disconnect. Obama is out to destroy America as we know it.

Not a joking situation or circumstance. MO

[Secret Agent Man]

Joe Biden’s so dumb at Kennedy’s wake, while giving his eulogy he said “Stand up Teddy!”

[True Republican Patriot]

Great Ones!! But they are NOT Jokes! but rather the Truth in each case!

[factmart]

Joseph Farah gave Obama Joke at Tea Party Convention Feb 5, 2010 At a international medical conference that took place recently, doctors were all sharing their success stories with one another and a French MD says, “You know, medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

And not to be outdone, the German doctor says, “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks. And to that the Russia doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so advanced, that we can take half a heart out of a person put it in another and have him looking for work in two weeks.”

Then the American Physician gets up and he says, “You guys are way behind. We recently took a guy with no birth certificate, no brain, and put him in the white house and now half the country is looking for work.”

[Caipirabob]

I read these to my wife and got a big laugh (thanks!) : )

[Fiddlstix]

Ping

[ricmc2175]

Thank you.

[missnry]

Barack Obama walks into a KFC:
OBAMA: “Give me two breasts, a thigh, mashed potatoes & gravy and a Perrier.”
CLERK: “That will be $6.66.”
OBAMA: “HEY bud, I’m a Socialist and a Democrat when I said ‘give me’ I meant it!”

[1_Rain_Drop]

These are jokes?!!

I thought I was reading headlines.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

What do G-d and Barrack Obama have in common? Neither has a Birth Certificate.

What is the DIFFERENCE between G-d and Obama? G-d doesn’t think he’s Obama.

[big bad easter bunny]

Why does Obama need a teleprompter? Because he can not read George Soros hand writing.

[Grunthor]

Thank you for the tagline.

[Tzfat]

BTT

[BornToBeAmerican]

Too funny, sadly, too true

[tbw2]

Three friends were sitting in a bar. The first friend has gotten royally drunk. The second friend comments, “He’s a fool!”

The third man loudly remarks, “I’m an idealist!”

“What was that for?”

“In Obama’s world, every third person is an Obamacon spy. And since I’ve said I’m the idealist, we now know what you are.”

What is a one word acronym for hypocrisy, narcissism and elitism?

Obama.

What are there so many Democratic jokes?

Because there are so many of them. That’s why Obama won the election.

Why is it so hard to come up with new Democrat jokes?

Because MSM keeps printing new ones every day.

Fear then:

Lack of help from the government.

Fear now:

Proper help from the government.

From: OH-BOY-O-BAMA : A DIORAMA OF OBAMA JOKES”, on Amazon.com

[Bean Counter]

Q: What does Barack Obama have in common with the North Vietnamese??

A: They both beat the crap out of John McCain...

[Professional Engineer]

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