Posted on 02/13/2010 12:13:34 PM PST by DBCJR
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
BTT
Too funny, sadly, too true
Three friends were sitting in a bar. The first friend has gotten royally drunk. The second friend comments, “He’s a fool!”
The third man loudly remarks, “I’m an idealist!”
“What was that for?”
“In Obama’s world, every third person is an Obamacon spy. And since I’ve said I’m the idealist, we now know what you are.”
What is a one word acronym for hypocrisy, narcissism and elitism?
Obama.
What are there so many Democratic jokes?
Because there are so many of them. That’s why Obama won the election.
Why is it so hard to come up with new Democrat jokes?
Because MSM keeps printing new ones every day.
Fear then:
Lack of help from the government.
Fear now:
Proper help from the government.
From: OH-BOY-O-BAMA : A DIORAMA OF OBAMA JOKES”, on Amazon.com
What is half white, half black, and half right?
It can’t be Obama - he’s always wrong!
From: OH-BOY-O-BAMA – A DIORAMA OF OBAMA JOKES, on Amazon.com
Q: What does Barack Obama have in common with the North Vietnamese??
A: They both beat the crap out of John McCain...
bada BING!!!
You are so right, my friend, but American people are influenced more by jokes than truth. Get the truth to them through humor and we might have a chance to return to some semblance of the nation we were.
So funny, so true.
ping
Love it!
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
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